This week on The Houli’s Hooley Radio Hour… aliens, Goodwill, and hot garbage season—just another day at the office.

Paddy and Bill are back with a deep dive into their two favorite topics: second-hand shopping drama and intergalactic diplomacy. First up, the Goodwill Chronicles—outrageous prices, missing pink tag deals, and the underground art of tag-switching (purely hypothetical… of course). They even pitch a VIP program for “legacy families” of thrift shoppers. Early access. Velvet rope. Champagne at checkout. Then the show blasts off—literally—with the re-introduction of Doug, an alien allegedly living beneath the White House. He may be consulting presidents, speaking in clicks, and communicating telepathically with Elon Musk. The CIA’s confused. We’re entertained. And yes, HBO is rumored to be developing the series.

Also on the docket:
Rugby networking with the Chicago Hounds
A crash course in “soft launching” jobs on social media
And a big question—will aliens save us from AI?

All powered by:
Fox’s Pizza – Tavern-cut legends of Orland Park & Mokena
Flood Brothers – Cleaning up hot garbage since forever
Madden Funds – Keeping our money slightly less chaotic

It’s thrift store wisdom meets sci-fi madness—only on the Hooley.