Houndstooth Heroes

It's the third week in October, which can only mean one thing: your boys are fired up and full of hate to take on the Tide's biggest rival. We'll take a look back at some highs and lows of the rivalry, talk about its biggest villain (and wonder just how fat he is these days), and of course wildly speculate over some upcoming SEC games this weekend. Go to hell, Tennessee.

Time to get weird, y'all. Not us, per se, but the Tide is heading to Aggieland, and you know what that means: WEIRDO WEEK. Your boys break down what the Tide needs to do to prevent 39th-year senior QB Kellen Mond from a big day, AND discuss which SEC environments are most intimidating for opponents.

The jokes aren't funny, the sound quality is atrocious and the picks are guaranteed to lose your house. Finally, a podcast truly deserving of the bye week.

(As always, an enormous shoutout to Listener-turned-Producer Ian who turned the unintelligble recordings we gave him into, well, something. He's great. We are not. #H2P)

It's #OleMissRespectWeek, and your boys' observances (and sound quality) are half-assed like everything else we do. We give the hottest takes you're guaranteed to hear in an arbitrary time period (Rock, Paper, Scissors!). We hate (Moo U!). We apologize (for all that we've ever done).

The hated Golden Eagles are flying toward T-town, and your boys have set up RAMPARTS OF HATE to protect our fair city. Prior to that, we'll recap what happened when the Tide played a QB named after somewhere in Finland and, as always, confidently give you the hottest take you'll hear during this arbitrary time period.

After a brief hiatus, the boys are back! With opinions and sound quality as terrible as ever. This week we examine the Cocks and take a not-too-deep look at every angle from which they can be beat. You see where this is going.

Your boys are back! And still washing down the bitter taste of last season’s not-so-happy ending. New year, new us? Unfortunately not. Nevertheless, join us as we preview the 2019 college football season, which has already gotten off to a horrid start, and we debut a sexy, sexy new segment (with staying power!). Stick around til the end to lose your shirt on our trademarked HATES OF THE WEEK.

It's National Championship time (again), Tide vs. Clemson (again), and your boys are here with all of the scorched-earth takes you could ever want (again). We made zero Hunter Renfrow jokes because he is a liar but also because he is an active AARP member and we respect those of retirement age.

It's playoff time, and your boys are as turnt as Tua's ankle. Join us for a brief but hearty (see: drunk) discussion about the many story lines surrounding the Tide's matchup with the Okies, as well as the Clemson-ND game and some breaking news about the religious affiliation of Notre Dame's quarterback. Do not miss.

Better late than never, your boys always say. Persisting through adversity like only Saban-era Alabama football fans can, we are back this week with loads of hate and bad takes for the upcoming rematch of the 2018 CFP National Championship game. Alabama won that, by the way.