Ethan is pinch-hitting for Sue AND Fred today, and opens Hour 2 with his own version of "Ethan's News" talking about fairness in the media, cellphones in high school, a scary story for a plan ride, a quick happy birthday shoutout & today's random fact. Then Mike Mike Gonzalez from the Heritage Foundation talks about NPR funding & DOGE & Frank Cusumano talks NCAA Tournament & Cardinals Opening Day.