🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" 🎬🏃‍♂️💨 Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run club—because why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albert's pre-run carb-loading crisis to Marty's questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise? Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but you'll have to listen to find out who. And just when you think it couldn't get any better, the guys channel their inner thespians and bring their favorite movie monologues to life—complete with dramatic pauses, questionable accents, and enough testosterone to make The Rock raise an eyebrow. Whether it's Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday or Samuel L. Jackson going full Ezekiel 25:17, these guys are bringing the House of Machismo flavor to your favorite cinematic moments. 🎭🔥