On today's episode, the guys take a chaotic trip down memory lane as they confess the fashion disasters they proudly rocked growing up — from baggy jeans that could house a family of four to shirts that should've never seen daylight. Then things get heated when the crew debates the ultimate question: If you had the power to erase one movie trilogy from existence… which one are you nuking? No franchise is safe. Not even the "classics." We also dive into the personal rules everyone secretly lives by — Marty's unwritten life commandments, Sauce's questionable logic, and Albert's surprisingly wholesome guidelines. And of course, we wrap it all up Machismo-style with a round of Hot Topics, where the takes are spicy, the opinions are chaotic, and no one escapes unroasted. Another episode of laughs, debates, and questionable life choices — exactly what you expect from the House of Machismo.

On today's episode, Sauce dives into his latest hustle — appraising sports cards and memorabilia — and reveals the weird treasures people collect. Meanwhile, Marty shares a too-honest story about why shaving naked somehow turned into him rocking a "shaving cream bikini." Then the guys turn the spotlight on themselves, answering a batch of awkward and downright strange questions from the audience. It's unfiltered, it's hilarious, and it's classic Machismo chaos.

On today's episode, the guys dive headfirst into a bubbling cauldron of Machismo-style hot topics! 💪 They debate toxic masculinity — is it real, or just what happens when someone refuses to ask for directions? Then they tackle the age-old question: is it a problem if your partner makes more money than you… or just an excuse to buy matching aprons? 💸 Finally, they face off over free speech vs offense culture — and somehow manage to offend each other in the process. It's loud, it's funny, it's awkwardly honest… it's House of Machismo. 🎧💥

This week, the guys went full spooky! Marty kicked things off by reading a chilling ghost story, with the crew jumping in to add sound effects, voices, and plenty of chaotic commentary. Then, the courtroom was in session for a very special Machismo Court, where the gang took on the impossible task of defending some of the most infamous horror movie villains of all time — including Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers. Arguments were made, chaos reigned, and somehow Marty tried to convince everyone that maybe — just maybe — Michael Myers was misunderstood. It's scary, it's ridiculous, and it's 100% Machismo. 👻⚖️💀

This week's episode gets wild fast. Marty shares how he somehow got uninvited from a gay orgy he never even knew was happening — and the guys don't let him live it down. From there, the crew dives into eerie local ghost stories to get everyone in the Halloween mood, mixing spooky laughs with real chills. Each of them shares their own encounters with the paranormal, including Marty's unsettling stay at a haunted hotel in San Antonio that might just convince you to leave the lights on.

It's funny, weird, and perfectly Machismo — a mix of ghost tales, awkward confessions, and haunted hilarity.

🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: Marty meets a salesman so smooth, the guys are ready to offer him a mic and a seat at the table! Then, in the Halloween spirit, the crew dives deep into the horror movies that traumatized their childhoods — from creepy clowns to possessed dolls. It's nostalgia, nightmares, and machismo all rolled into one spooky good time. 👻💪

On this week's House of Machismo Podcast, Albert debates starting an OnlyFans (don't worry, Marty already apologized for butt-shaming him). The guys attempt the impossible task of explaining Fantasy Football to Marty, and Marty reveals his top-secret, totally sketchy "under-the-table" deal with Hulu. Chaos, comedy, and questionable career choices—just another week at the House of Machismo.

House of Machismo: Live From Mi Gusto Es! That's right, we took our Machismo circus on the road to Mi Gusto Es in Mesquite, Texas—with a real audience watching us be idiots in public! We kicked things off by talking about ourselves (because let's be real, who else would we talk about?). Then we dropped the bomb with our brand-new segment: "5 Things I Hate About You"—a brutal, no-mercy roast so the audience could truly understand the dysfunctional brotherhood that is this podcast. But wait—Albert decided he was auditioning for America's Got Thighs by trying to crush a watermelon with his legs. Spoiler: somewhere, that watermelon filed for workers' comp. And because no live show is complete without chaos, we unleashed The Marty Challenge on the audience—part trivia, part humiliation, 100% Machismo-approved. It was loud, it was wild, and it was the most Machismo thing Mesquite has ever seen.

This week on House of Machismo, it's another Albert and Dan episode! Marty kicks things off with his review of the new Superman movie, then the guys dive into a fun discussion about some of the most relatable villains in film. To wrap things up, they play the Celebrity Name Game where Marty puts Albert and Dan to the test with his best celebrity clues. Lots of laughs, hot takes, and movie talk you don't want to miss!

On this week's episode of House of Machismo, the guys imagine what kind of superpowers they'd have—spoiler: not all of them are heroic. The crew also dives into the world of grooming—hair washing routines, shower strategies, and that awkward first time stepping into a locker room shower. Plus, Marty takes us back to elementary school to brag about his LA Gear shoes, because nothing said "cool" in the '90s like shoes that came with its own dog tag.