On this week’s episode of House of Machismo, the guys imagine what kind of superpowers they’d have—spoiler: not all of them are heroic. The crew also dives into the world of grooming—hair washing routines, shower strategies, and that awkward first time stepping into a locker room shower. Plus, Marty takes us back to elementary school to brag about his LA Gear shoes, because nothing said “cool” in the ‘90s like shoes that came with its own dog tag.

On this week’s House of Machismo, Marty dives into the wild twists and mind-bending drama of Netflix’s 3 Body Problem. But the real drama hits closer to home when Marty and Albert have their emotional gym break-up, after Albert drops the heartbreaking news that his new schedule means no more synchronized sweat sessions. Marty keeps things lively with a round of “this or that” questions that lead the guys down all sorts of ridiculous rabbit holes. And of course, no episode would be complete without everyone teaming up to roast Albert about his famously big butt—because friendship means never letting each other forget your best… assets.

Today on House of Machismo – It’s just Marty, Albert, and Dan holding down the fort, and Marty’s already stressing about whether the show will be any good… so, you know, no pressure. Marty also hints at the bizarre 5 a.m. text from Albert about needing a pair of underwear—yeah, you read that right. The guys break down the do’s and don’ts when your best friend suddenly jumps into a new relationship (spoiler: it’s complicated). Then they dive into the world of parody movies—are they still funny, or should we leave them back with flip phones and MySpace?

Welcome back to House of Machismo: After Dark, where we record remotely, talk over each other, and somehow end up in the weirdest conversations imaginable. This week, Marty finally admits what we’ve all suspected: he’s been practicing his Simpsons and Rick and Morty impressions… and, yes, he forces everyone to listen. Then we spiral into a debate about AI — is it going to take over the world, make life easier?  They also talk boobs. Yes, boob talk!

It’s unplanned, uncensored, and somehow both educational and juvenile — in other words, classic House of Machismo.

🎙️ This Week on the House of Machismo Show... Marty’s got a brand-new audio toy, and of course, he can’t stop pushing buttons. Whether it enhances the show or just drives everyone crazy… well, you be the judge. Then, Marty and Albert trade sweaty war stories from their recent 5K run. Was it a triumph of endurance... or just an excuse to wear short shorts in public? And finally, in a hilarious new bit called "What We Do When No One’s Looking," the guys confess the weird, funny, and slightly questionable things they do behind closed doors. Spoiler: someone sings to their dog in falsetto, and it’s not who you think. Another episode packed with bro talk, button mashing, and brutal honesty — all brought to you by the masters of barely-macho radio.

This Week on House of Machismo: The guys dive deep into the sacred Bro Code—laying down the rules, calling out the violations, and maybe pointing some fingers along the way. Things get heated, hilarious, and just a little awkward. They also break down what it takes to be the ultimate wingman, complete with a ridiculous (and totally improvised) reenactment. And hold onto your hats, because the House of Machismo crew makes their unexpected—and possibly unforgettable—country music debut. You don't want to miss this one!

We’ve got guest host Jeremy in the House, and it’s nothing but fabulous chaos from start to finish! Marty, Dan, Sauce, and Jeremy take over the mics (sorry, no Albert or K-Rod—probably still picking out their outfits).

The crew dives into their favorite gay movies and TV shows, from iconic classics to hidden gems you need to watch. Then it's game time with the Gay Game Vocabulary Quiz—but who’s really fluent in fabulous? Who’s a bear? Who's an otter? And who’s just confused?

It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s full of laughs. Come celebrate Pride with the Machismo twist!

Today on House of Machismo, guest host Gustavo Alvarez joins the madness—and the guys waste no time making him feel at home… by serenading him with a hit from their favorite boy band. (Because nothing says machismo like synchronized crooning.) But Gustavo’s no slouch—he claps back with a smooth oldie but goodie of his own. Meanwhile, Albert and Marty lace up to share their latest run club escapades, including who nearly passed out and who left the other in the dust. And to wrap things up, it's time for another hilarious round of “Guess That Spanish Word”.

🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" 🎬🏃‍♂️💨 Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run club—because why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albert’s pre-run carb-loading crisis to Marty’s questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise? Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but you’ll have to listen to find out who. And just when you think it couldn’t get any better, the guys channel their inner thespians and bring their favorite movie monologues to life—complete with dramatic pauses, questionable accents, and enough testosterone to make The Rock raise an eyebrow. Whether it's Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday or Samuel L. Jackson going full Ezekiel 25:17, these guys are bringing the House of Machismo flavor to your favorite cinematic moments. 🎭🔥