Today on House of Machismo – It's just Marty, Albert, and Dan holding down the fort, and Marty's already stressing about whether the show will be any good… so, you know, no pressure. Marty also hints at the bizarre 5 a.m. text from Albert about needing a pair of underwear—yeah, you read that right. The guys break down the do's and don'ts when your best friend suddenly jumps into a new relationship (spoiler: it's complicated). Then they dive into the world of parody movies—are they still funny, or should we leave them back with flip phones and MySpace?