* Shawn ascends to the throne as we dive into the House of Windsor, where Milk Duds have replaced Turkish Delight as the royal confection of choice.* M.L. Elrick (Twitter @elrick/Facebook ML ELRICK/Instagram ml_elrick) and Marc Fellhauer (Twitter @MarcFell) bow to His Highness Shawn Windsor (Twitter @ShawnWindsor). Joey Zuver hangs around … just in case Shawn abdicates.* THE STRAIGHT DOPE: Our royal watching begins with a Saturday Night Live skit looking at what the Windsors are like behind closed doors and in which Fred Armisen and Bill Hader share the throne as the kings of comedy.* Shawn ignited a firestorm when he ended our last episode with an anecdote about his Milk Dud habit. So we share listeners’ responses — and at least one conspiracy theory.* Writhing in the spotlight, Shawn leads the boys through several meandering yarns — making ML seem concise in comparison.* Armed robbery, kidnapping, you name it. Shawn has seen it all … even if he’s reluctant to dish.* Marc cues up two videos calling for the immediate resignation of Detroit City Councilman Gabe Leland — one featuring ML, and one starring his mom. Guess which one is more concise and to the point?* Marc calls out Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, who said she traveled out of state to see her sick father. ML and Shawn say “not so fast,” arguing that visiting a sick relative is different from other state officials who went down south to party. Then, out of the blue, Shawn tells some more crazy stories.* Shockingly, ML finds a way to plug his city council campaign. You can find out more via his campaign’s social media handles — #ML4DETROIT — and his campaign website, www.ml4detroit.com, where you can volunteer, donate, whatever.* GEEK OF THE WEEK: Most celebrities are flattered to be parodied on The Simpsons. Of course, most celebrities — most people — have a better sense of humor than Morrissey. * ROOM 7609: Sure, he’s thin-skinned, but Morrissey is still a New Wave icon and master of social commentary, as demonstrated in his anthem the “National Front Disco.”* HARD OUT: Need a new ride? Roy O’Brien has been putting metro Detroiters on wheels for 74 years. Before you shop anywhere else, get on the right track to 9 Mile and Mack and check out their super groovy showroom. Find our more at www.royobrien.net.* Stop looking so terrible and go get a haircut from Lady Janes. Visit Lady Janes website, find the nearest location and book your appointment today.* Don’t lose your mind trying to make sense of the financial markets. Let Luke Nowacki of Pinnacle help you make the right decisions that will help keep you on firm financial footing. Contact Luke at www.pinnaclewealthstrategies.com and be sure to tell him you heard about him on the Soul of Detroit! * If you need a mortgage or want to refinance your new digs or save on high-interest debt, contact Hall Financial at https://davidhallmortgage.com/soul or 248-308-5000 and let them know ML told you to call! *