We finally did it, everyone. We've discovered Richard Gere's dirty little secret identity: Baba Yaga. Now we can move on to other pressing issues, such as milking vampires for vampire antidote and speed-dating with Yu-Gi-Oh cards..

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Jeff Goldblum Podcast: Goldcast, Orange Is The New Black Is The New Orange Is The New Black, Milking Vampires For Vampire Antidote, A Periwinkle In Time, May's Maize Maze Days, Elliot Yells About Soda Or Something

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