Splatter-day Saints

Introducing: The Colonder! It’s the colander for your colon! Available on Kickstarter starting May 2019, unless we realize just how terrible of an idea that is.Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Cronenberg, The Colonder, Wolfwere, Memes as Titles of Movies

What if The Lord of the Rings had shotguns? I’m talkin’ EVERYTHING in the story were shotguns. Or what if shotguns could cast magical spells? Let’s delve into those on Corycast, formerly known as Splatter-day Saints. From now on, CORY is in charge and Elliot can suck eggs as #2.Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Lord of the Shotguns, S&S (D&D but Shotguns), The 80’s, Rapport the Rapper

Come celebrate all 12 dimensions of "heart day" with us as we watch a Valentine's movie that has nothing to do with Valentine's. You'll hear one of our best bits to-date (My Blackhole Son), our latest Monster Mash offspring (Dog Sound Dog Sound), and the introduction of our newest and most horrifying segment in which we discuss real-world horrors (Hell on Earth).Splatter-day Ministry Topics: 3D and 2D Soap Operas, Foodmancers, Chronic Wasting Disease, A Blackhole Son, Gmork Dressed as a Miner Wielding a Pickaxe

We’re finally back with another full-length episode! What better way to start a new year than weird discussion involving car vending machines and buffer/red-shirt friends (a.k.a. disposable friends) alongside a good indie film?Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Disney Horror Films, All-Day All-You-Can-Eat Buffet, Weird Vending Machines, Buffer Friends, Lablongle

New year, new life difficulties that keep up from recording a normal episode! Hooray! Today we offer the two most recent episodes of our hopefully-released-in-the-future-at-some-point bonus content, the Bone Zone. We’d love to hear your feedback: whether this is something you’d willing to pay for via Patreon, if we should keep developing it, etc. See ya next year, Beautiful Monsters!Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Origin of the Southern Drawl, Swiss Family Robin Hood, Borigin Story, The Santa Mall

It’s the most horror-ful time of the year! That means we once again celebrate our original, all-inclusive, horror-centric holiday, All Splatter’s Day! Join us as we uncover the origins and traditions of our favorite holiday dedicated to the horror genre. From your two favorite patron saints of goofing, Merry All Splatter’s Day and Happy Holidays!Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Origins of All Splatter’s Day, All Splatter’s Day Traditions, All Splatter’s Day Mascot, Bunyan Paul and his Babe Ox, Andrew Jackson as Spider-Man

What if classic kaiju, such as Godzilla and Giant Chuckie (from Child’s Play), did world tours akin to the MMA? Also, what if the Saints were to try really hard to stay positive but fail horribly? Find out in today’s ep.!Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Reverent Comedians Don’t Exist, Monopoly Is Bad, Giant Chuckie’s Candy Mayhem, Godzilla’s MMA Tour

As you probably noticed last week, due to personal schedules and conflicts (plus other factors), we’re starting to do a bi-weekly schedule year-round instead of a weekly schedule with a break between seasons. We’ll talk about why on our next ep. Until then, enjoy more of our usual rantings and goofs.Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Origins of Band Wagon, Peddle Paddle Boats, Movie Intros

Join us and special guest definitely-not-Lara-Croft as we go an ASMR adventure and discover that D&D magic is really just science.Splatter-day Ministry Topics: D&D Magic Is Science, Dubbing Movies in ASMR, Short Story Long, Our Mythical Creature Animorph Choices