Splatter-day Saints

Celebrate the season with us by revisiting a classic about that wacky guy who sings out loud what he’s disguised as to the tune of the Halloween theme song! Tune in to find out what the heck that last sentence even meant!Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Mike Meyers as Michael Meyers, McDonald’s McMurder, Alexa and Siri Shenanigans, Expanding Horror Characters’ Backstory

Hail and well met! Henceforth, yon casting of pods known as “Splatter-day Saints” shall forever be rebranded as “Fakesbear”, in which we read Shakespearean quotes but reaplace every “O” with “Opossum”. Why FakesBEAR? Because why not!Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Googlemancers, Opossum vs. Possum, Fakesbear, “Meth and Phetamines” the Buddy Cop Show

Welcome, Splatterbrains, to our very special bucket episode in honor of our brand new product, the Omni-bucket! It does whatever buckets do…and more!Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Omnipotent String Instruments, Tandem Barber Chairs, Real Life DLC, Workforce Union Hive Mind

Welcome to season 2 of your favorite goofball podcast starring your favorite 2 goofballs! We’re refocusing on bringing you positivity by finding value in horror movies…no matter how bad they are. #betterfasterstrongerweirderSplatter-day Ministry Topics: Puns Are a GIft, Gender Neutral Witchcraft and Wizardry, Greek Mythology Is the OG MCU, Themed Car Washes, Gotta Have My D’s!

Welcome to Splatter-day Saints season 2! Our mission is to find value in horror movies no matter how bad they are and to make you laugh along the way. We’re refocusing to bring you more positivty for your daily health while still offering that good mix of goofs and serious talk that you’ve come to know and love. Share us with a friend if you like what you hear! Go ahead, it’s free! Much love.

Season 2 premieres next week! We’re inviting you to look back at some of our favorite moments from season 1. Show your sainthood by sharing this episode to help grow our audience!

Join the Saints, Cory "The Alpha Betamax" Misek and Elliot "The Degree" Shaffold, one last time for our Season 1 finale. We relive Elliot's long-lost childhood horror movie about the origins of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Thank you all for supporting us through Season 1! We love you all!

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

"The Astronauts" Sports Team, Wonderballs Containing Tiny Dopplegangers, Great Mysteries of Thyme (Survivor + Cooking Show + Home Renovation), The 3 CDC's

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Troll 2 isn't the worst movie ever made. Is it bad? Absolutely. But it's far from the worst we've watched even just this season. Don't believe us? Tune in to find out why!

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Kombucha Horror Movie, Kobold Misconceptions, Waterbed Face, Harry Potter Vegetable Wands

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Welcome to Existential Crisis 101, where Cory has a mental breakdown and Elliot tortures him with a movie about an actor who literally sells her soul and body to the devil in order to gain success. Hooray for Hollywood...

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Stooperman's Stooper Poopers, Doppler Effect, Big Taters, Cory Loses His Mind

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Hi, I'm Daredevil - host of TV's Hell's Kitchen. And I'm here to kick your ass.

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Worst Power Rangers Monsters, Luke Skywalker IS Peter Parker, Code Black: Black Market Mt. Dew, Daredevil's Culinary Skills

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