Today we watch The Lazarus Effect starring Olivia Buck Wilde as Professor X and Mark Duplas as Mark Duplas' mega Pokemon evolution: Mark Duplas With A Hat (minus the hat). We learn movies are better by winking directly into camera and create mermaid/minotaurs (Mermotaurs).

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Mermotaurs, The Wicked Kanye of the West and Kimothy the Wizard of Kardash, Pokemon Real Talk, X-X-Men

Movie starts at 1:53.

In this very magical ep., we discuss our favorite HP book "Harry Potter and the Right to Bear Wands" by our favorite author/wizard Neil Gaiman the White. #bearwithus

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Harry Potter Bear Wands, Pokemon Trademarked Moves (TMs), Tweet Street, Making Scruff McGruff a Pokemon

Movie starts at 1:17.

Clown (2014) may not be the clown-full retelling of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar that we hoped for, but that doesn't stop us from clowning around for 90 minutes straight. Also, we say "clown" a lot in the ep. Go figure.

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

James Operation, Ghost-Space-Busters, Clownbonio from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar

​​​​​​​Movie starts at 1:17.

We finally did it, everyone. We've discovered Richard Gere's dirty little secret identity: Baba Yaga. Now we can move on to other pressing issues, such as milking vampires for vampire antidote and speed-dating with Yu-Gi-Oh cards..

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Jeff Goldblum Podcast: Goldcast, Orange Is The New Black Is The New Orange Is The New Black, Milking Vampires For Vampire Antidote, A Periwinkle In Time, May's Maize Maze Days, Elliot Yells About Soda Or Something

Movie starts at 1:18.

Welcome to our Havenhurst episode, where we talk about things that are bad, but in a good way. We also explore the philosophical conundrum: what happens when you make omnipotence just a little better?

(Note: we are not philosophers, nor do we own a philosophers stone, despite our brainstorming about Golden Snitch Liquor)

Splatter-day Ministry Topics:

Teddybear Invasions, I Can't Believe It's Not Copyright Infringement!, Golden Snitch Liquor, +1 God

Movie starts at 1:22.

This is the historic episode where the Saints come up with the idea for the eventual megahit sitcom: Laff Trax! Listen in as we goof around and create comedy gold.

(Producers: we are willing to sell out immediately if you are interested in making our show Laff Trax.)

Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Medieval Magikarp, Dolphin Disguise, Don't Shit Other People's Pants

Movie starts at 1:50.​​​​​​​

Where is The Butterman? Who exactly are The Breakfast Club? Is Big Bird a cereal killer? Is Johnny Depp working undercover at Disneyland? We answer them all in this ep.

Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Mature Mario Games, How A Bill Creates A Law Suit, A Nightmare On Sesame St., Human Hamster Ball Labyrinth, Sid And Marty Krofft's Margaritaville

Movie starts at 1:34.

What's worse than the world's worst vampires crashing a sexy pizza party?...Nothing. That's the worst thing ever. There's no joke there.

Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Sexy Pizza Parties, Making Animals Super Heroes, Hey Dude by The Beatles, Bae Bee Sitter, World's Worst Vampires

Movie starts at 1:38.

What would happen if the Trix Rabbit was working a for massive underground cereal smuggling ring? Is the world of Harry Potter really just run by magical corporate overlords? We ask the big questions in this Splatter-day ep. of Little Evil (2017).

Splatter-day Ministry Topics: Cereal Robbing, Horse Masks While Acting, Performance Art, Corporate Magic and Modern Day Science, Rom-Com Horror

Movie starts at 1:41.

Welcome to our new board game podcast: Board To Death! We talk about, you guessed it, board games! Don't mind all those other TV shows, YouTube channels, and whatnot who use the same name. We're the real, original, and actually-thought-of-the-name-before-we-googled-it-after-recording-and-discovered-others-were-already-using-it Board To Death board game guys!

Also, tunnelsnakes.com.

Movie starts at 2:52.