Splatter-day Saints

Welcome to our Halloween special! Cory and Jason are finally together in person to record a very special, very chill, and very weird episode. Hold on to your butts as we cover one of horror's most classic of classics, Night of the Living Dead (1968), the iconic zombie film that started a worldwide epidemic of undead madness. We touch on pretty bizarre topics and praise the epicness of one of our favorite actors, Duane "The Rock" Jones.

Movie starts at 4:02.

Sometimes we ask the big, important life questions. Such as "What would you do if Bradly Cooper wanted you to platonically taste his fingers?"...Yeah, we don't know either. But we ask it in this episode! We're also joined by surprise guest* Vinnie Jones!

*Spoilers: he's our guest in that he's in The Midnight Train (2008) and not actually on the podcast. You think we can afford a star like him?!

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Through re-watching The Babadook (2014), Cory and Jason discover their greatest fears: having children and having a podcast in which we make too many "dook" jokes. No really, prepare yourself. But take solace in knowing that only half of them are about poop. Hooray! Progress! Also, we invent Crocodile Week™. Think about it. You're scared, aren't you? So are we.

P.S. Single moms are awesome and badass.

Movie starts at 3:49.

Welcome to our Friday the 13th special in which we watch the classic film from 1980! Jason is ironically yet appropriately absent from this episode as Elliot Shaffold joins Cory in co-hosting one of our best from Season 1. We talk about civil rights for invisible people, create the best slasher movie villain, and go too far down the Google hole to a point where only Kevin Bacon can save us with his loose-footed dance moves. We released this just in time for the actual Friday the 13th of this October! Listen or watch along with us!

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This week we tackle an indie horror film that (almost) touches on mental health issues. Things get absurd pretty quickly when the Pokemon jokes come out, soon followed by the best new hero to ever be created on a podcast: Milkdad. Disregard the disturbing super power that we invent, and please enjoy our nostalgic references, our sick freestyle rap flows, and Cory temporarily turning into a monkey. We warned you this podcast would get weird...

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Don't be fooled by the title: we're back for more Creep-y fun with a completely different movie also titled "Creep". This one comes from the ancient, pop-punk era of 2004 and mixes the creature and slasher genres. We're bringing literal corny jokes, PSA's about sandwiches, and the start of a running joke about pronouncing the word "fifty" which we promise will be hilarious in future episodes. We apologize to any listeners named Guy or Craig.

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Welcome to the first episode of Splatter-day Saints! We start off strong with a surprisingly amazing found footage film (FFF) starring Mark Duplass from The League. Creep (2014) and the Splatter-day Saints both add their own unique touches of beautiful weirdness to this episode. Cory shares dreams of sleep-texting Linda Blair (from The Exorcist), Jason endures the storm of the century right outside his house, and both attempt country music with terrible British accents. Join us! It's bound to get stranger from here...

Movie starts at 2:43.

Cory and Jason are embarking on a journey into the land of podcasts. Join us on our crusade to watch as many horror movies as possible to see if they offer the world anything more than gore. This 26-minute preview showcases our synergy, banter, movie review techniques, and show concept. Good times and many laughs are in store. In this episode, we watch the film Dark Was the Night (2015), so prepare for spoilers. We hope you enjoy the preview and look forward to seeing you again on our September 16th official launch!