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What if the Zombocalypse was entirely comprised of zombie babies? Welcome to the Zombabe-alypse horror that is Here Alone (2016). ...Ok, so maybe there aren't Zombabies in this film (I think...), but it's still a terrifyingly morbid thought. Also, we talk about Werezombies™™™™™.

Movie starts at 1:20.

Welcome, Splatterbrains, to our very special, totally-not-Christmas Christmas episode! Because everyone, if they so choose, deserves a holiday to celebrate during the holiday season regardless of religious orientation, we decided to create one. Happy All Splatters' Day, everyone! To inaugurate the first official/annual All Splatters' Day, we're raising boners around the world with our very first Bonathon. It's like a telethon, but a podcast with boner jokes. Happy Holidays, from our family to yours!

Movie starts at 1:39.

You know how sometimes you make an inside joke with yourself (and only yourself) so that you giggle everytime you say it but no one around you ever gets it?...No?...Am I the only one?...In this Cooties (2014) episode, we also talk about telepathic zombies, hotdog priests, and Elijah Wood: three things that need no further description.

Movie starts at 2:20.

Sometimes we watch movies on our horror movie comedy podcast and other times we get distracted by discussions of "What if sea creatures did drugs?" and "What if someone made a bed that was also a fidget spinner?" At least it makes for entertaining podcasting. Don't worry, we also make some troll jokes this time around. We wouldn't let you down.

Movie starts at 1:12.

Please give a warm welcome to our new co-host, Elliot Shaffold! What better way to ring in a new co-host on a horror movie comedy podcast than to watch a movie called The Perfect Host (2010)? Thank you your patience in bearing with us as we go through this creative change and re-discover our momentum and flow. This episode is a good example that creators are human and sometimes have "off" days. In which case, we need to barrel through, acknowledge failures, and continue to strive for improvement. We promise you'll start seeing a positive difference within the next two episodes.

Movie starts at 2:45.

Jason says farewell to the Splatter-day Saints podcast as we watch the fantastic, suspenseful creature feature Dark Was The Night (2014). Jason goes out in style by us bringing some of the classiest of goofs: butt jokes, pee jokes, and dinosaur jokes. We wish Jason the very best as we part ways. But never fear, next week Cory will be joined by a new Saint to co-host the show, and things will get REALLY buckwild...

Movie starts at 1:43.

Hiya, kids! You like bears? So do we! So much so, in fact, that we made an entire episode dedicated to those lovely, ferocious furballs. We'd love to say that we planned our Man Vs. (2015) episode to be overflowing with the bear necessities, but it's simply a by-product of life out here in the great, wide Man-verse.

Movie starts at 5:16.

Prepare for some fun ribb(it)ing as Cory and his toady Julia explore disturbing identity horror Honeymoon (2014), froggy style. See? Frog jokes! And why are we calling Jason "Julia" this week? Remember that good, good joke from our last episode? Yeah, that's the only reason. Hooray for comedy and such!

Movie starts at 3:37.

Cory and Jason raise some hell this week as we party with our good friends, Slim Goodbody and the Cenobites, from Hellraier (1987). Don't know what a Cenobite is? Well, I hope you have a strong stomach if you watch this one along with us. Either way, please enjoy some weird jokes, such as "what if your digestive tract was literal train tracks?

Movie starts at 1:24.