Get ready to laugh, gasp, and clutch your sprinkle cookies 🍪—because we’re back with another deep dive into the wild world of RHONJ, and yes… we’re patiently waiting for RHORI (and by patiently, we mean absolutely not).

This episode is a rollercoaster. We’re breaking down all the things:
Joe Gorga’s parenting choices and unpacking that infamous marriage deal—you know, the one that raises more questions than it answers. Like is marriage really a deal? Why does a man have to make the bacon?
Then things take a turn into… conjugal visits 👀 because of course they do.
We also ask the questions we know you are asking too. 

• Can you get a day pass from prison just for a photoshoot?
• Is it a guinea pig or a hedgehog? 
• Is Chris really trying to “corn”er the popcorn market, or is this just another Jersey business fantasy?
• And most importantly… who is rock climbing in 3-inch wedges and why? 🧗‍♀️👠

It’s chaotic. It’s unhinged. It’s everything you love about Jersey—with opinions, side-eyes, and laughs you didn’t know you needed. Hit play and dive in with us. 🎧✨

While we patiently wait for RHORI to appear on our screens (hopefully in February 2026!!), we are recapping RHONJ. Season 7 is when Teresa leaves prison and acclimates back to family life and Dolores joins as a full time cast member.

Episode 3 -Leopard is the new Black. 

We agree. 

We recap Jacqueline dropping in on Teresa and Teresa being in a WORLD-wind. Yes you read that right, life has been a WORLD-wind for her lately. 

We see Teresa and Jaqueline rekindle their friendship and see our girl Dolores be celebrated.

Listen for more tea and recap with us during this crazy season.

While we wait for Real Housewives of Rhode Island to bless our screens in 2026, we’re taking it wayyy back to 2015 and diving into one of the most pivotal seasons in Bravo history: Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 7.

This season marks two major milestones for the franchise: Teresa Giudice returns home after nearly a year in prison. Dolores Catania makes her debut as a full-time Housewife (an era begins!).

Episode 2: “A Very Hairy Christmas”

In this episode, the tension between Jacqueline and Teresa continues to simmer as they attempt to rebuild their friendship after Teresa’s return home. 

While we wait for Real Housewives of Rhode Island to bless our screens in 2026, we’re taking it wayyy back to 2015 and diving into one of the most pivotal seasons in Bravo history: Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 7.

This season marks two major milestones for the franchise: Teresa Giudice returns home after nearly a year in prison. Dolores Catania makes her debut as a full-time Housewife (an era begins!).

Episode 1: “Jingle Bells and Prison Cells”
Teresa’s homecoming has the entire cast buzzing — some excited, some… not so much. Melissa and Jacqueline receive cryptic letters as Teresa prepares for release, while her lawyer works overtime to secure permission from her former probation officer so she can spend Christmas with the Gorgas.

We also meet Siggy Flicker (and her brand-new facelift!), and of course, we get a fresh round of mega-mansion moments. Are they gorgeous? Are they tragic? We have thoughts.

Ashley and Zoe break down: Plastic surgery impressions The questionable interior design choices of NJ's biggest homes Their survival strategies if they ever had to do a stint in jail

Join the conversation and send us your takes on IG: @housewivesgossandglitter

Join Ashley and Zoe in recapping the Real Housewives of Rhode Island trailer and taking a deep dive into the goss of the newest franchise. 

Ashley and Zoe will be recapping all the new episodes and sharing all the hot goss from this new show. 

So grab your prosecco and get ready to listen to your new favorite podcast on housewives, fashion, reality tv and all the juicy pop culture tea.