The guys agree that there are few greater shared thrills that pinning your hopes and dreams on a group of people you've never met in real life and probably never will, attempting to do a thing you never possibly could yourself. Sports are so crazy, Steve got so worked up at a Mariners game, he hated the SCOREKEEPER. Yeah, THAT poor person! And Jason knows true sadness now that he's been denied a soggy taco a baserunner earned for him.

Hey, don't miss your free throws. They're free! It's right in the name! Free points! Don't miss them!