You have pulled The Landlords, which represents an exhausting 3-hour work day, fraternal love, and cripplingly binding lease agreements! You give the Property Brothers a run for their money when it comes to finely pressed "silk" shirts and devilishly "good" looks. This is a sign to seize any opportunity that lands in your lap, unless it involves doing math. You're a shoo-in for Love Island - any single mom or sexy apartment would be lucky to have you. Corral your little buddies and pals, drink some flavorful ocean water, and sink all your costs into devil tormentor Art Brimstone, failed comedian Ian Hamilton, and fiendish hellhounds Alex Collyard and Grace Weissend!

Credits

Failed Comedian Ian Hamilton: Ian Hamilton

Art Brimstone: Art Stone

Allyn: Alex Collyard

Seth: Grace Weissend

Theme Music: Sam Winters

Artwork: Hannah Bess Ross

Hell Soundscape: @MichaelGhelfiStudios

Audio Engineer + Editor: Art Stone

Producers: Ian Hamilton & Art Stone

Associate Producer: Natalie O'Sullivan Hamilton

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