How I Met Your Tia

Vince celebrates his parents’ 50th wedding anniversary and we have a beautiful realization…an entire family tree exists because two people fell in love.

Then, the spiral when Vince discovers his cousins have cousins he doesn’t even know. The audacity. ¿Cómo que tienen familia por ahí sin consultarle?

Love, legacy, family math, and the random tangents you’d expect because…squirrel!

How did indigenous words become slang? When did entire phrases get chopped down to a single word? And who decided a compliment should sound like an insult? This week we’re diving into the evolution of language, from dichos and double entendres to words that have been through more rebrands than Jennifer Lopez. Simón, güey, language is messy and sometimes so are we.

We dive into zookósis, when animals go wild in captivity and how we get our own mental zookósis in cubicles. From la chamba to the same old rutina, we talk burnout, mental mañas, and how to break free…and we realize, the one way or another it’s always cosa de locos! Ya los gusta la mala vida. Chale!

This week we’re diving into our favorite Second Date Update moments! From ghosting to full-on qué oso behavior, we break down why these dates went left… and then get into some of our own wild, lowkey embarrassing dating stories 👀

Talk chisme with us as we unpack the chaos of modern dating, porque honestly… dating is ghetto.

We kicked off with that TikTok asking “¿Flaca o el amor de tu vida?” Obvio, we had to dive into all the “this or that” preguntas. Love or money, peace or passion, and even death ☠️ “Give me liberty or give me death!” Aye! To soon!

Spoiler: we’re choosing chisme every time. Let us know what you would pick! Give us a Chansa.

We love some internet chisme…as long as it’s not about us 👀 Houston is going through it with the rodeo turned HOE-DEO and Spring Break outbreaks (oof), Gente out here acting brand new when the bill comes and other chisme + the opinions that nobody asked for 🫠

Puro chisme, sin vergüenza! Grab your cafecito y a comadriar

This episode really asked: did he pass… or have we officially lost it? We start with Chuck Norris and somehow end up in the Mandela Effect spiral, because why do we ALL remember Richard Simmons dying… like twice??

From celebrity deaths that genuinely hit us in the feels to the weird emotional attachment we have to people we’ve never met, we unpack nostalgia, memory, and why our brains be playing games.

Also… it gets unserious fast. Tangents, randomness, and straight-up chaos porque clearly we cannot stay focused.

It’s giving: sentimental, confusing, and a little unhinged.

The WNBA is finally getting prime-time love on ESPN…as they should, period.

Vince asks “but is the demand there?”

We get into:

• ​Why visibility = dinero (and opportunity )
• ​Talento vs. marketing (porque TALENT is not the issue)
• ​How media shapes what we think is “popular”
• ​And why “no one watches” might just be a lazy take

It’s giving chisme, it’s giving debate…

Pull up, porque we said what we said. 🗣️

We put Tía Chata Guadalupe Perez Trujillo on the mic and she did not hold back. Dating, culture, made up expectations, nothing was safe.

Including a wild convo on AI dating platforms and whether love is officially going digital.

If you’ve ever needed tough love with a side of chisme… this one’s for you

Love isn’t one-size-fits-all—especially when your brain is a little picante. In this episode, we get real about dating, communication, and connection with ADHD and other neurospicy traits. From love languages and EQ to missing (or mastering) social cues, we break down what it actually looks like to love, live, and be understood when your mind moves differently. Funny, honest, and a little chaotic in the best way.