How Long To Beat

How Long To Beat

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  • S2 E103 - “I Don’t Know Why I Care, This is a Game For 10 Year Olds”

    This week on the HowLongToBeat podcast, Ric, Alex, and Paula (who described this week’s topic as “a big mistake”) discuss the many varied ways animals. The topic comes after the games they completed, retired, and are currently playing, but before this week’s edition of How Long To Beat? The Game!

    HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

    Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

    Music – Ian Edward

    Graphic design – M4thew

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:29 - Beaten
    00:24:50- Retired
    00:29:31 - Playing
    01:32:29 - Animals in Games
    01:47:38 - HLTB The Game

    Games Mentioned:

    Ric: Citizen Sleeper (PC), Part-Time UFO (Switch), Bladed Fury (PC), Rhythm Sprout (Switch), Sludge Life (PC), Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP), FF VII Remake (PS4), Klonoa 2: Lunatea’s Veil (PS2), Dead Space (Vita), Hi-Fi Rush (PC), Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum ‘n Fun (Switch), Daily Dadish (Android)

    Alex: Gears of War: Ultimate Edition [Xbox], Dead Space [Xbox], Hi-Fi Rush [Xbox], Pokemon Scarlet [Switch], Mario & Rabbids Sparks of Hope [Switch]

    Paula: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link [NSO], Pokemon Scarlet (aiming for pokedex completion) [Switch], Pokemon Showdown [PC], Café Enchanté [Switch] (replay), The Red Strings Club [PC], Chaos; Head NOAH [PC] (just starting), Operation Tango [PC], Pokemon Yellow [3DS]

    1 hr 55 min
  • S2 E102 - The Pokémon Breeding Chain

    This week on the HowLongToBeat podcast, Ric, Alex, and Paula discuss what makes a game "modern"? As usual, the gang discusses the games they beaten, retired, and are currently playing before a new round of How Long To Beat? The Game!  

    • HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum  
    • Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk  
    • Email - [email protected]   
    • Music – Ian Edward  
    • Graphic design – M4thew  
    • Time Codes:

      • 00:00:00 - Intro 
      • 00:01:22 - Beaten 
      • 00:13:22 - Retired 
      • 00:21:25 - Playing 
      • 01:02:09 - When is a Game No Longer Modern? 
      • 01:33:11 - HLTB The Game  
      • Games Mentioned:  

        • Ric: Hextech Mayhem: A League of Legends Story (Android), Jelly Car Worlds (Switch), Part-Time UFO (Switch), Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP), FF VII Remake (PS4), Citizen Sleeper (PC), Klonoa 2: Lunatea’s Veil (PS2), Dead Space (Vita),   
        • Alex: Cube Escape: Theatre, The Cave [Mobile], Samsara Room [Mobile], Citizen Sleeper [PC], Persona 5 Strikers [Switch], Chained Echoes [Xbox], Pokemon Prism [GBC], Gears of War: Ultimate Edition [Xbox], Dead Space [Xbox], Hi-Fi Rush [Xbox], Cube Escape Paradox [Mobile]  
        • Paula: Pokemon Scarlet [Switch], Pokemon Showdown [PC]
        • 1 hr 43 min
        • S2 E101 - Super Facile

          This week on the HowLongToBeat podcast, Ric, Alex, and Paula discuss the mystery surrounding video games for the outside observer. Any observers of this episode will also see the games they completed, retired, and are currently playing, as well as a somewhat irrelevant instalment of How Long To Beat? The Game!

          HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

          Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

          Music – Ian Edward

          Graphic design – M4thew

          00:00:00 - Intro

          00:01:15 - Beaten
          00:38:10 - Retired
          00:53:42 - Playing
          01:25:19 - Games as a mystery
          01:49:18 - HLTB The Game

          Games Mentioned:

          Ric: Bendy and the Ink Machine (PC), Welcome to Elk (Switch), The Year After (GB), Black Castle (GB), Cookies Bakery (GB), Mud Warriors (GB), Voice of Cards: The Isle Dragon Roars (Switch), Eiyuden Chronicles: Rising (Switch), Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP), FF VII Remake (PS4), Citizen Sleeper (PC), Jelly Car Worlds (Switch)

          Alex: Cube Escape: Seasons, The Lake, Arles, Harvey’s Box, Case 23, The Mill, Birthday [Mobile], Nobody Saves The World [Xbox], Citizen Sleeper [PC], Persona 5 Strikers [Switch], Pokemon Prism [GBC], Gears of War: Ultimate Edition [Xbox], Cube Escape: Theatre [Mobile], Chained Echoes [Xbox]

          Paula: Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator [PC], Rusty Lake Hotel [PC], Rusty Lake Roots[PC], Rusty Lake Paradise[PC], Unlock The Cat [PC], Pokemon Scarlet (aiming for pokedex completion) [Switch], Valkyria Chronicles [Switch], The White Door [PC], Bear and Breakfast [PC]

          1 hr 58 min
        • NG+ - Fantasy Critic League 2022 Retrospective

          Time for the next instalment of New Game+! This is a series where we occasionally revisit a topic from the podcast in more depth for an unedited mini-episode. These episodes run around 45 minutes to an hour. Sometimes our lives get in the way of our recording but we always want to make sure you've got something to enjoy each week! These aren't released on a regular schedule but on an as-needed basis. If there's a topic we've covered before that you'd really like to hear us expand upon, then let us know on the HLTB forums, Discord, or at [email protected]. In this episode of NG+, returning guest Abatage guides Ric, Paula, and Alex in looking back at the 2022 Fantasy Critic League. 

          00:00:00 - Intro

          00:01:30 - How has it been different?

          00:15:00 - Strategy

          00:28:00 - Disappointed

          00:43:58 - Roster

          01:14:46 - 2023

          1 hr 21 min
        • NG+ - The 12 Days of Itchmas 2022

          Time for the next instalment of New Game+! This is a series where we occasionally revisit a topic from the podcast in more depth for an unedited mini-episode. These episodes run around 45 minutes to an hour. Sometimes our lives get in the way of our recording but we always want to make sure you've got something to enjoy each week! These aren't released on a regular schedule but on an as-needed basis.  

          If there's a topic we've covered before that you'd really like to hear us expand upon, then let us know on the HLTB forums, Discord, or at [email protected].  

          In this episode of NG+, returning guest Dunedad joins Alex, Paula, and Ric as they unwrap the twelve days of Itchmas. Itchmas was an event held on HLTB where for 12 (technically 15, shh) days, a new game on Itch was revealed for everyone to play. We discuss all the games and reveal the top 3 games as chosen by the community!  

          Timecodes:

          • 00:00:00 - Intro 
          • 00:00:54 - What is Itchmas? 
          • 00:04:15 - 1. Dead Estate Classic 
          • 00:09:59 - 2. Hot Pot Panic  
          • 00:15:50 - 3. ◫ 
          • 00:25:28 - 4. We Become What We Behold 
          • 00:30:55 - 5. The Year After 
          • 00:35:25 - 6. Sisão 
          • 00:40:49 - 7. Anger Foot 
          • 00:49:51 - 8. Marie’s Room 
          • 00:54:54 - 9. I accidentally insulted a witch… 
          • 00:58:50 - 10. Null (2022) 
          • 01:04:00 - 11. Kuro (2022) 
          • 01:07:50 - 12. Black Castle 
          • 01:14:20 - 13. Nothing To Say 
          • 01:19:55 - 14. Cookie’s Bakery 
          • 01:24:00 - 15. Resonance of the Ocean 
          • 01:29:29 - Bonus: Flies in a Jar 
          • 01:31:20 - Bingo Stats! 
          • 01:33:47 - The 3 Itch’s of the Wise HLTBers  
          • Music – Ian Edward 

            Graphic design – M4thew

            1 hr 46 min
          • S2 E100 - "I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch!"

            Happy New Year… and Happy Episode 100!! Between the usual beaten/retired/playing coverage and a new instalment of How Long To Beat? The Game!, Ric, Alex, and Paula look back on 100 episodes of the podcast. Let us know what your favourite moments or memories were in the comments below!

            HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

            Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

            Music – Ian Edward

            Graphic design – M4thew

            00:00:00 - Intro

            00:01:32 - Beaten
            00:46:14 - Retired
            00:57:28 - Playing
            01:19:30 - 100 Episodes Reflection
            01:39:07 - HLTB The Game

            Games Mentioned:

            Ric: Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle (Switch), Like No Other: The Legend of the Twin Books (Switch), Hyper Princess Pitch (Vita), F.I.S.T: Forged in Shadow Torch (Switch), Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One (PS3), Tokyo Jungle (PS3), Zenge (Android), Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP), FF VII Remake (PS4), Citizen Sleeper (PC), Voice of Cards: The Isle Dragon Roars (Switch), Welcome to Elk (Switch)

            Alex: Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales [PC], Severed Steel [PC], Halo Infinite [Xbox], Citizen Sleeper [PC], Persona 5 Strikers [Switch], Pokemon Prism [GBC], Gears of War: Ultimate Edition [Xbox]

            Paula: A Castle Full of Cats [PC], Pokemon Scarlet (main story) [Switch], Assemble With Care [PC], Guardian Tales [Android], Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator [PC], Pokemon Scarlet (aiming for pokedex completion) [Switch]

            1 hr 49 min
          • S2 E99 - Don’t expect much from yourself and you’ll be good

            Merry Christmas! Last week, Alex, Paula, and Ric reflected on the games they played in 2022. This week, they talk about the games they plan to tackle in 2023! Will they be able to stick to their plans this time around? You’ll have to wait until next year to find out! They finish off this special episode with another round of HLTB?: The Game!

            HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

            Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

            Music – Ian Edward

            Graphic design – M4thew

            00:00:00 - Intro

            00:02:07 - Beaten

            00:13:04 - Retired

            00:16:41 - Playing

            00:57:57 - 2023 Plans

            01:21:11 - HLTB The Game

            Links:

            Ballot: https://www.rcv123.org/ballot/rPk2phdWc7C2R59guRCkcF

            Results: https://www.rcv123.org/results/rPk2phdWc7C2R59guRCkcF

            Games Mentioned:

            Alex: Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands [Xbox], Return to Monkey Island [PC], Citizen Sleeper [PC], Halo Infinite [Xbox], Persona 5 Strikers [Switch]

            Ric: Dynamite Headdy (Genesis), Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth (PC), He Fucked the Girl out of Me (GBC), Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP), FF VII Remake (PS4), Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle (Switch), Tokyo Jungle (PS3), Citizen Sleeper (PC),

            Paula: Guardian Tales [Android], Pokemon White [DS], Guitar Hero World Tour [PC], Zelda II: The Adventure of Link [NSO], Terraria [Switch], The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild [Switch], Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator [PC], Escape Academy [PC]

            1 hr 28 min
          • S2 E98 - HLTB Podcast's GOTY Awards 2022

            Alex, Paula, and Ric are back again with the year's most anticipated awards show ever: the HLTB Podcast's GOTY Awards! We go through all your favourite categories we introduced last year and reflect on the games we played in 2022. There are some real gems in here! We finish it off with another round of HLTB?: The Game!  

            • HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum  
            • Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk  
            • Email - [email protected]   
            • Music – Ian Edward  
            • Graphic design – M4thew  
            • Timestamps:

              • 00:00:00 - Intro 
              • 00:01:05 - GOTY 2022 
              • 00:08:02 - Best Games played in 2022 
              • 00:19:05 - Most Underrated 00:26:34 - Biggest Stinker Played  
              • 00:30:36 - Biggest Stinker Completed 
              • 00:39:00 - Most 2022 game of 2022 
              • 00:44:45 - Guilty Pleasure 
              • 00:51:30 - Most Surprisingly Sexual Game
              • 00:56:30 - Unexpected Game you Loved 
              • 01:04:00 - Wished hadn’t retired/backlogged 
              • 01:06:53 - Most Anticipated 2023 
              • 01:17:06 - HLTB The Game
              • Games Mentioned:  

                1. Ric: Neon White, Shovel Knight, Going Under, Little Noah: Scion of Paradise, Axolotl is Dry, Panzer Dragoon: Remake, Live a Live, Rocket League, Risk of Rain 2, Twelve Minutes, Immortality, Guacamelee! 2, Cuphead, Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle, Trek to Yomi, Metal Slug 3D, N1-RV Ann-A, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League, FF XVI  
                2. Alex: Neon White, Inscryption, Lost Judgment, Strange Horticulture, Star Wars: Rebel Assault II: The Hidden Empire, Buddy Simulator 1984, It Takes Two, Pokemon Brilliant Diamond, Picross: Lord of the Nazarick, The Life and Suffering of Sir Brante, Crusader Kings III, Hollow Knight: Silksong, Resident Evil 4 Remake, Like a Dragon: Ishin  
                3. Paula: What Lies in the Multiverse, It Takes Two, The Room 4: Old Sins, Railbound, while True: Learn(), Twelve Minutes, Timberborn, Pokemon Shining Pearl, Cupid Parasite, Strange Horticulture, Myst, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
                4. 1 hr 25 min
                5. S2 E97 - This isn't a Football Podcast

                  Alex, Paula, and Ric are back again to talk about the games they've beaten, retired, and are playing. This week’s topic is ‘intense gaming moments’, and the show is rounded out with an appropriately intense round of How Long To Beat? The Game!

                  HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

                  Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

                  Music – Ian Edward

                  Graphic design – M4thew

                  00:00:00 - Intro

                  00:01:08 - Beaten
                  00:11:28 - Retired
                  00:20:00 - Playing
                  00:56:58 - Intense Gaming Moments
                  01:23:14 - HLTB The Game

                  Games Mentioned:

                  Ric: Severed Steel (PC), Towaga: Among Shadows (PC), TumbleSeed (PC), Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP), FF VII Remake (PS4), Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle (Switch), Tokyo Jungle (PS3), Dynamite Headdy (Genesis)

                  Alex: Hot Pot Panic [PC], Dead Estate Classic [PC], Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia [NDS], Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands [Xbox], Return to Monkey Island [PC], Persona 5 Strikers [Switch]

                  Paula: Guardian Tales [Android], PokeMMO [PC], Pokemon White [DS], Guitar Hero World Tour [PC], Zelda II: The Adventure of Link [NSO]

                  Links:

                  https://github.com/DamnXitri/RF4-DCompendiumToRDF

                  1 hr 33 min
                6. S2 E96 - They Already Gacha

                  Alex, Paula, and Ric are back again to talk about the games they've beaten, retired and been playing. They then talk about the new Pokemon releases and how buggy they are and: is the Switch lacking power?, before finishing it all off with a round of How Long To Beat? The Game!

                  HowLongToBeat forums - https://howlongtobeat.com/forum

                  Discord – https://discord.gg/v5F26Dk

                  Music – Ian Edward

                  Graphic design – M4thew

                  00:00:00 - Intro

                  00:01:13 - Beaten

                  00:39:10 - Retired

                  00:48:20 - Playing

                  01:25:33 - The Pokemon of it All

                  01:39:39 - HLTB The Game

                  Games Mentioned:

                  Alex: Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor [Xbox], Pentiment [Xbox], Frog Detective: The Entire Mystery [PC], The Lord of the Rings Tactics [PSP], Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands [Xbox], Return to Monkey Island [PC], Persona 5 Strikers [Switch]

                  Ric: Yu Yu Hakusho - Makyou Toitsusen (Mega Drive), Transiruby (Switch), Minoria (PC), Adios (PC), Little Noah: Scion of Paradise (Switch), Steel Assault (Switch), Haven Park (Switch), Mind Scanners (PC), Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP), Severed Steel (PC), FF VII Remake (PS4), Mario & Rabbids Kingdom Battle (Switch),

                  Paula: Pokewilds [PC], Guardian Tales [Android], PokeMMO [PC], Pokemon White [DS], Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth [Vita], Zelda II: The Adventure of Link [NSO]

                  1 hr 47 min

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                A biweekly gaming podcast by and for members of the HowLongToBeat community. Currently hosted by Abby, Lia, Matt, and Roy to discuss various topics surrounding all genres and eras of video games, as…