There are two types of people: those who are geekin', and those who are locked in. If you're like us, you're so locked in you're watching basketball streams on an iPhone tipped sideways. It's an auspicious occasion and we're on the classic tip with "Uncut Gems" (2019). Meanwhile, Pat's trying to gatekeep Julia Fox fandom, George trusts everyone, and our punishment in Hell will be 6,000 years of Kissing Booth (we reveal some truly astounding stats). Don't miss out - we'll sell you a Rolex with no papers on the spot.

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Sorry Netflix, this one's for us. The boys are joined by two strapping young podcasters from Think Fresh podcast to discuss HBO's x The Weeknd's universally panned show. We unpack the Weeknd's rattail, opine on the failing Rolling Stone's hit piece, search for a new Subway spokesperson, review cometingency plans (that joke will make sense when you hear the ep) and shame Pat for his Pringles box addiction. This one's high brow and lo-fi. We go crazystyle like Tedros in Valentino. Don't even worry about it.

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This week the fellas tackle "Escaping Twin Flames" (2023), an unsettling look into a cult run mostly through Facebook and Zoom. They discuss sending coded Eminem messages via short fiction, George's cult pitch, Pat's recent fascination with Borzoi dogs, the insanity of following a dripless cult leader, Pat's cult immunity (he keeps saying "he's different"), and how the moon works. Oh, and Pat's still watching "Home Improvement" and George is still clocking into the sauna factory. Boys will be boys.

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Another video episode as the boys cover "Calibre" (2018) - this one was lovingly recorded on Pat's 2010 camera with an extremely sus battery. Now, you may be wondering, why didn't they simply film on Pat's brand new iPhone? Look pal, do you want a free podcast or not? How Original zigs when you expect them to zag. This one is for the lo-fi fiends, the oldheads who think teachers should still be allowed to fail students and that Netflix should still be ad-free.

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It's on sight today as the boys record their first video pod! Fresh off a highly exclusive (by which we mean fully open to the general public) theatre screening of "The Killer" (2023), David Fincher's newest film - we delve into toxic sauna traits, toxic subreddit traits, toxic hitman traits. You get the picture. Bask in this toxic cesspool and enjoy, Loyalists. We can't promise delivering video on a weekly basis but this won't be the last time you see our ugly mugs in your home.

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Back in our day you had to walk 10 miles uphill in the snow to Blockbuster just to watch bad movies. Kids today have it too damn easy. "Old Dads" (2023) sees Bill Burr yelling at clouds and committing macroagressions as Pat and George discuss the coddling of today's youth, the tensions between pickleball and tennis (it gets political!), and all sorts of spooky subjects. Pat recaps a recent Hinge mishap and tries to figure out why he's so invested in the Pr*m* original "The Summer I Turned Pretty." George narrowly escaped the full-contact haunted house. It's an after dark episode of one of the podcasts of all time.

The Harry Podders are back to discuss "Fair Play" (2023), a dare-we-say psychosexual feminist thriller. Anyway we talk about infiltration of the r/redscarepod subreddit by intelligence agencies, the male manipulator guru pipeline (are we in it?), if it's possible to be too thankful, if it's possible to watch too many pizza reviews, and if it's possible to google any movie and not find an "ending explained" article. Type shi. Enjoy responsibly (or not, we're not liable for what you do in the comfort of your own podcast listening dungeon).

Here at How Original Enterprises, we like to ask the important questions. Is Drake lonely? Are Hogwarts students riddled with PTSD? Should you ‘fold yourself like a DVD’ into the Netflix sleeping bag (real quote from the site)? Lesser minds would collapse under the sheer weight of these inquiries. Charlie Brooker also likes to ask big brain questions, like… wot if… yew wuz in space, an anutha bloke fancied yer woife? That’s right, we finish off the twisted “Black Mirror” (2023). Never talk to us about this dumb show again. We can only move forward, heal, and rebuild.

Wake up Mr. Wes! Uh. Ye. Uh. You heard us say (some bullshit). This may be our wettest (Wes-est?) and wildest episode yet, ya'll. We were truly on one. Maybe even two. Your kings discuss Mr. Baseball's addiction to desecrating Japanese baseball fields with chaw, the Darwinian chaos of Juice Bar, George's unsupervised culinary experiments (do not recreate), brother surveillance at work, unsupervised children and potato cannons, Roald Dahl's twisted takes, and so much more. No laws. No prewritten. Just bars.