This one goes out to all you out there who are currently... unattached.

That's right, this week Age & Mitch are deep diving into their official manifesto: how to be single. Two self-proclaimed (and factually verified) experts on the topic, this ep talks all about that time in your life when you don't have a significant other to pat your head and tell you it's going to be alright. Someone who over time, you'll likely grow to resent, culminating in a vicious battle over shared assets. (Not bitter.)

Expect chats on learning to love yourself, moving on from heartbreak, getting yourself back out there and the few successes and many, many rejections you'll likely encounter along the way. Speaking of rejection, the tea is finally spilled on the oft-alluded-to moment that Mitch, in a dark hour, shot his shot with Age... and how that went for all involved.

If you're in a relationship, this episode isn't really for you (you have enough) but feel free to listen anyway. Just be prepared for some hard truths because the singles have a few things to get off their chest. Of course, no episode about being single is complete without some faint glimmer of hope for the future, so Age & Mitch give a quick update on their current situation in matters of the same sex and finding love in a hopeless place.

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