This week on Our Shit Podcast, we stumbled upon a magical lamp in Costco (as you do) and naturally had to discuss our ultimate three wishes.

We kicked off with the ambitious plan of morphing into animals and landed on the ultimate heist because apparently we think we're Ocean's Eleven but with better fur. Then we got into the tech wishes: one of us wants to profit from it and to make people suffer and the other just wants flip phones and blurry videos. Both are concerning.

Our millennial wishes really showed how wasted our potential is. We're talking fruit and veg that text you when they're ripe (revolutionary), getting a proper night's sleep without waking up at 3am in existential dread, and just one peaceful day without technology bothering us. Peak ambition right there.

Of course, we couldn't stay on topic and spiralled into this week's spectrum related trivia, including the burning question: is Jim Carrey a clone? The investigation continues.

Warning: Contains wasted magical wishes, questionable heist planning, fruit technology demands, and of course conspiracy theories.