You want to end war and disease but don't have a nonprofit, a bank account, or anything to offer anyone. Here's how to recruit 100,000 humans before you have anything except an argument. It's a Kickstarter where the reward tier is 'possibly not dying,' which is the most compelling crowdfunding offer in history.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

Bribing politicians is illegal unless you call it 'lobbying' or 'campaign contributions.' Then it's protected speech. Here's the legal architecture for saving humanity using your own ridiculous laws.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

Nonprofits fighting disease currently compete for the same shrinking pile of donor money. A 1% treaty creates $27.2 billion in new funding. Every charitable organization can stop fighting over crumbs and start fighting for the bakery, if someone tells them the bakery exists.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

Most financial plans are complicated because the writers are confused or lying. This one has three steps. Raise $1B (using greed, not generosity, because greed is faster). Spend it to pass the treaty. Manage $27.2B a year forever, with 80% curing diseases, 10% paying investors, and 10% keeping politicians obedient. The corruption is capped at 20% and fully transparent, which already makes it the most honest government program in your country's history.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

6.65 thousand diseases have zero approved treatments. At your current pace, you'll get to all of them in 443 years. Redirect 1% of military spending and it drops to 36 years, preventing 10.7 billion deaths at 50.3kx the cost-effectiveness of anti-malaria bed nets. The whole thing costs less per year to run than Halloween costumes for dogs. But sure, take your time.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

Your economists project 2.5% annual growth. This requires 20 consecutive years of nothing going wrong, which your species has never achieved. Meanwhile your destructive economy (military spending plus its cybercrime offspring) is already 11.5% of GDP and growing faster than your actual economy. The Soviet Union collapsed at 15-18%. This chapter models two paths, the one you're on and the one where you redirect the murder budget. One ends with average income at $339K. The other ends with cockroaches finding this manual.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

Your government spends more on camouflage paint than on curing Alzheimer's. Move 1% of the bomb budget to medicine: $27.2 billion for clinical trials, plus $114 billion saved by slightly fewer explosions. The worst-case scenario is still the largest increase in medical research in history.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

Previous treaties failed because they ran on guilt. Guilt has terrible fuel efficiency. This one runs on greed, which is (regrettably) humanity's only reliable fuel source.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

Humanity downloaded TikTok over 4 billion times to watch strangers twerk. Getting 280 million people to click 'yes' on not dying should be easier. Here's how, with math.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org

This isn't a protest. It's a recipe. Step one, collect papers from rich humans (using greed). Step two, get 280 million humans to click a button (using paid referral bonuses, because your species won't save itself for free). Step three, apply papers to politicians until the treaty happens (using the only language they understand). Every step has a budget, a timeline, and a contingency plan for the fact that you're you.

Vote to redirect 1% of the murder budget to medicine. It takes 15 seconds and mass participation makes the treaty politically unavoidable.

https://warondisease.org