We're Bruce Weinstein & Mark Scarbrough. As veteran cookbook authors, we've been hired to clean up if not completely rewrite cookbooks, replete with wild mistakes and mistaken notions of what people want to cook at home.

We've seen a few big mistakes over the years. Here are our favorites:

[00:15] Sometimes, we get hired to fix other authors' recipes

[00:55] Stuffed spleen?

[05:38] Don't you know how to clean a sea urchin?

[07:12] What's the worst thing you can put in a smoothie?

[10:13] What really happens when celebrities "write" their own cookbooks?