Men, are you listening? Probably not, it’s not your style after all. Catch our sweet breath while we sigh, because all we wanna do is prise open your emotional chakras. Why won’t you let us in? Yep, communication seems to be a real struggle when it comes to relationships. We want men to be emotionally available, so what the f*ck is the problem? The truth is, it’s just extremely unlikely that you’ll meet a man like that. They are like finding a goddamn fat d*ck in a pile of pencil d*cks. You’re praying to lay your hands on that girth but there’s just too many let downs in the way. Babe, we’ve got some serious pearls of wisdom to give to you this week… and for the first time, you’ll actually find out how guys think, and why we should all just date our best friends instead. What can we say… you’re here for it.