How to Train Your TRANNY

Guess what?? Kevin’s a JEW!! ….My co-host is a blonde Jew, and if you’ve already been listening you know that. We get into fascinating Jewish history and then talk about the time I held a smoke shop hostage. No, I’m not kidding. It was awesome.

We also get some fascinating info about how Kevin got his first blowjob as a baby…. Also dicks being stabbed. It’s a lot weirder and more hilarious than it sounds.

Also, I’m sorry for the delay in publishing this episode. As you’ll hear in this podcast I had the flu and then i fractured my ankle. Tough month. No more delays. Weekly episodes from now on. And that’s a promise… From an alcoholic.

We had a lot of fun with this one, and the sound quality is much better now. Kevin and I actually dive into some deep yet somehow hilarious issues in this one…. Enjoy!

Sorry for being late guys, but this might be the best episode yet. We laugh and talk shit, get inside info on the Jessie James Hollywood murder, and talk about how crack and rape can sometimes team up.

There’s an obvious joke there with “butt…crack and rape” but I’ll let you figure that one out for yourself. This episode actually gets into how I was raped and KIDNAPPED by two crackheads who had JUST been released from prison. So….

Lotsa fun stuff. Followed by…. Lotsa fun stuff….ing. Me. BOOM. Rape joke.

Hey rape isn’t funny. But like… tragedy+time=comedy. I’m gonna go cry now. Happy tears? Maybe.

Enjoy the episode

OOOOOOHHHH fuck, we’re at 5 episodes.This one is all about Kevin eating in his car. I’m kidding. There’s more. He was also drinking a soda. Kidding again. We talk drugs, homelessness, how tepid and smart we both are., how Kevin is poor and I’m a poor alcoholic. Because you know, poor me. HA!! Made ya chuckle. Anyway, this is a good one. My iPad just autocorrected that to GOLD one. Sow it’s that too. Even my iPad agrees.

I did like, a bunch of editing in this episode. Mostly to piss off kevin. Cuz fuck my co-host. No wait, don’t. He’s married. Also Kevin why the fuck wasn’t I invited to the wedding you fat fuck? I love you.

This might be our most entertaining episode yet. It also might be our most depressing episode yet…

We cover a lot of topics on this show. We are sloppy, deranged, and ruthless with our speech. Never to offend or cross boundaries, only to enlighten and tighten the screws of the fucked up anatomy of our late stage American capitalism.

This episode is both emotionally tragic and gut bustlingly funny.. There are some serious topics discussed here, including attempted suicide, the disgusting nature of McDonalds food preparation, the views of old men that twist like a knife in the LGBT+ community, and being bulletproof to the steely offense of today’s recreational outrage culture. Enjoy!

We talk about drugs, about the noisy bitch of politics, what it’s like to be trans, and how the world must view trans people and our struggles. We didn’t choose the name to be hateful in any way. It just sounded funny when Kevin pitched it, and as a TRANNY myself, I’m taking the word back.