F1 returns with faster cars, more strategy chat and somehow a month off already, while the Matildas grind their way into an Asian Cup final — not pretty, but very effective.

We get stuck into a chaotic Old Firm week, Hearts slipping at the worst time, and an EPL round where Fulham made nine changes and still got a result because… football. AFL’s back with a bang (and one early shock), and Falkirk’s week had a bit of everything — bright starts, big moments and a few to question.

Plus a ridiculous red card in a Chelsea huddle, a goal from the middle of nowhere in Madrid, and for the true sickos… West Coast v North Melbourne.