Episode 113: ‘Human Canvas’ (Jordan Kay)

How do you go from bored housewife to glory hole girl? First time storyteller Jordan Kay tells us how she summoned the bravery to 1) leave a marriage where she was chastised for spending money on art supplies and EDM concerts, and 2) finding someone to make her filthy, kinky fantasies come true. Plus hear Polly Superstar’s romantic story of cock pics and true love - Living the life you dream of will take your world from black and white to Color!   Song: ‘Sexual (Oliver Nelson Remix)’ BY Neiked ft. Dyo   Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Join our Patreon at the $10/month or up level at  www.Patreon.com/Bawdy   Episode Links: Uberlube is offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and FREE shipping when you use my code “DIXIE” at UberLube.com. Whoa, 10% off and free shipping! Just use code “Dixie” at Uberlube.com Patreon rocks! It’s a unique way that allows Bawdy to share its uniquely NSFW content with you without reprisal - a feat that is nigh on impossible on social media today. The Bawdy Storytelling podcast is listener supported, and your support on Patreon ensures that we can continue and grow. And for our Patreon supporters, we’ve recently added: Behind-the-scenes videos, Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only conversation streams, free tickets to live shows, private or group storycoaching sessions with Dixie - hell, even your very own live Bawdy Storytelling show, created especially for you and your friends. Ready to make the world a better place? Become part of the family at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Want another way to support the podcast? You can make one-time donations to the Bawdy podcast via Paypal or Zelle at [email protected] Merchandise: Bawdy Storytelling now offers a new line of fragrance & lube for your favorite podcast fan: #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, Bawdy Butter, hair & bawdy oil, #BawdyGotMeLube & more. It’s at BawdyStorytelling.com/Merchandise #BestGiftEver (We’ll be adding Bawdy Buttplugs to our website soon - they’re selling out so fast we are having trouble keeping them in stock!)   Wanna work with me on your story? Whether it’s a story for the stage, a TEDx, public speaking for anything from storytelling for technology, conveying your passion about what you do or your time onstage at a leather title contest, I’d love to help you make it a thing of beauty. Contact me at [email protected] & let’s get you onstage!   Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners - and help Dixie make the podcast even better. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ oh, and finally: I want people to hear YOU on the Bawdy podcast! Make a recording and send it to me - and attach it to an email or share it via Google Drive with [email protected] (this podcast is about stories, so we’d love to hear YOURS - and Thank you) Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:   San Francisco: Thursday, March 12th: ‘It Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time’ Featuring music by Jefferson Bergey Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa, San Francisco, CA 94110 Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyISLAGIATTSF   Seattle Thursday, March 19th: ‘Best of Bawdy Seattle’ Featuring Creature Hole 1114 Howell Street Seattle, WA Tickets at http://bit.ly/BestOfBawdySEA   Get tickets for all upcoming live shows at https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshow   We’re so very grateful to Good Vibrations for our Bang-O prize bags in San Francisco, & to Babeland for our Bang-O prize bags in Seattle!   Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person? Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re going before anyone else: https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe And get more Info on our live events - and Tickets for upcoming shows - at  https://bawdystorytelling.com/#liveshows-section   Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible! Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour & Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts - we’re proud to be part of this sex-positive podcast collective!  13 Years, Holy Hitachi Magic Wand! Thank you to the Companies who sponsored Bawdy’s big 13th Anniversary shows at the end of February:   Good Vibes https://www.goodvibes.com/   Hashtag Open https://hashtagopen.com/   Sucreabeille (purveyor of #BawdyGotMeLaid & other fancy scents) https://sucreabeille.com/   Glow Fuck Yourself https://www.etsy.com/shop/GlowFyourself   Want more Bawdy? www.BawdyStorytelling.com Follow us on Twitter: @Bawdy On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bawdystorytelling/ Like us at www.Facebook.com/BawdyStorytelling Join us on FetLife: https://fetlife.com/groups/46341 Support us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Watch us on YouTube at http://bit.ly/BawdyTV Find out about upcoming podcast episodes–and if we’re coming to your city! – at www.BawdyStorytelling.com/subscribe