Humans Holler At News

Hey y'all! This week Austin joins us! Rampant chaos goblin energy happens. Snicker

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mom's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang



Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/nft-jack-dorsey-sale-auction-sina-estavi-iran-prison-cr-1848791322

https://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-sports-bowling-porn-europe-twitter-wyer-1848758201

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/19/Guinness-World-Records-tongue-circumference/6661650386531/?u3L=1

Bethany

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/19/alligator-Stoneybrook-Golf-Club-Estero-Florida/1971650401290/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/19/canada-worlds-largest-hockey-stick-woodpeckers/2691650399335/

Lauren

Morgan

Austin

https://www.polygon.com/23033421/netflix-account-sharing-passwords-subscriber-loss

https://boingboing.net/2022/04/20/snopes-fact-checks-claims-that-woke-mob-removed-the-snickers-dick-vein.html

Hello everyone! It's just us this week and we start out with the longest google translated intro yet! I quite like it. Beth does a Patrick Stewart voice!

Lauren's Mom's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Dice Funk:

https://austinyorski.podbean.com/

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang



Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/dummy-shoves-4-pound-dumbbell-in-anus-needs-emergency-surgery/

https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/01/world/escaped-flamingo-492-texas-scn/index.html

Bethany

https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/dolphin-facts-puffer-fish-high-b1847115.html

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/04/12/poland-beaver-rescued-wandering-streets-Krakow/5281649795508/

Lauren
https://apnews.com/article/odd

https://apnews.com/article/arizona-animals-265c4c5a039013fe7065ef6538e829d8


https://news.sky.com/story/cows-about-that-bullocks-pool-rescue-goes-swimmingly-as-firefighters-get-him-mooving-12580013

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/arizona-animals-265c4c5a039013fe7065ef6538e829d8

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/06/1091228924/anti-abortion-fetuses-waste-truck

This week Conrad joins us to talk about boners 4 ever!

Conrad's Stuffs: https://www.twitch.tv/thatconradzimmerman

https://soundcloud.com/conradzimmerman

https://conradzimmerman.itch.io/the-communist-manifesto

https://soundcloud.com/jimquisition

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedailybeast.com%2Fpeoples-convoy-gives-up-will-leave-washington-dc-area-after-three-weeks-of-doing-nothing%3Fsource%3Demail%26 via%3Ddesktop

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/03/28/be-us-herd-of-deer-overruns-pub-shattered-window-Oshkosh-Wisconsin/3231648495345/

Bethany

https://globalnewsvine.com/2022/03/29/in-laredo-a-bus-brigade-is-vaccinating-mexican-citizens-with-covid-19-shots-that-texans-arent-using/

https://www.euronews.com/next/2022/03/29/alaska-airlines-reveals-gender-neutral-uniform-policies-in-step-toward-inclusive-workplace

Conrad

https://www.phillyvoice.com/philly-boner-4ever-building-historic-beury-marriott-hotel-north-broad-street/

https://www.wired.com/story/the-bizarre-dyson-zone-pollution-mask-doubles-as-headphones/


Lauren

https://www.mylondon.news/whats-on/whats-on-news/london-new-miniature-art-exhibition-23470806#amp_tf=From+%251%24s&aoh=16480296448102&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mylondon.news%2Fwhats-on%2Fwhats-on-news%2Flondon-new-miniature-art-exhibition-23470806

https://www.heritagedaily.com/2022/03/archaeologists-identify-sacred-pool-aligned-with-the-stars/143075

This week Jane doms me so hard I forget who I am!

Jane's Stuffs: https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

https://soundcloud.com/jane-aerith-magnet

https://www.twitch.tv/janeiac/videos

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang



Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used:

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/road-in-london-closes-for-nearly-a-month-to-protect-migrating-toads-as-they-hop-to-the-other-side/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/head-tongue-controller-lets-paralyzed-patients-operate-phones/

Larry

https://www.wbrz.com/news/wandering-chicken-finds-new-home-at-popeyes

https://www.kktv.com/2022/03/06/box-human-heads-medical-research-stolen-denver/

OUR PRODUCER'S BACK Y'ALL! Marissa is so fucking cooool!

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang



Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Marissa's Spreaker Page:

https://www.spreaker.com/user/marissaalexamccool

Stories Used

Marissa

The Super Bowl, where men take a break from taking care of the children for their adorable hobby, the less interesting football championship next to the women’s in July: Cringe, Crypto, Pro Wrestling, and the Streetlights Meme halftime show. Plus, ours has way more butch lesbians

https://m.startribune.com/what-is-duluth-jeopardy-contestants-missed-the-boat-on-final-question-about-minnesotas-port-city/600147013/


Larry

https://www.cnet.com/news/build-a-bear-just-launched-an-after-dark-series-of-horny-teddy-bears/?TheTime=2022-02-03T03:36:52&ServiceType=twitter&PostType=link&UniqueID=87175AA6-84A2-11EC-93FE-40CF4744363C

https://kotaku.com/street-fighter-6-reveal-tease-ryu-dick-penis-bulge-luke-1848577549




Bethany

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-finds-over-1000-hidden-26346709

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mystery-tutankhamuns-technologically-advanced-dagger-26349640

Morgan

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/25/us/hank-the-tank-dna-evidence/index.html

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-san-diego-smuggling-us-customs-and-border-protection-e6175a47a79618b66cd036bf5a37d8e9

Lauren

https://www.livescience.com/wari-hallucinogen-to-keep-followers-loyal (backup)

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/gay-penguins-raise-newly-hatched-chick-new-york-zoo-rcna14547 (backup)

This week Callie and their production assistant Wedge join us and they're both absolutely adorable!

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang

Queersplaining:

https://www.queersplaining.com/



Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://kotaku.com/hacker-steals-nfts-worth-millions-from-opensea-marketpl-1848570074

https://www.popsugar.com/fashion/Vetements-x-Levi-Exposed-Butt-Jeans-43433224

Bethany

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-buys-sainsburys-pizza-unimpressed-26236345

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/02/16/Guinness-World-Records-tallest-fork-Fairview-Oregon/3061645032180/

Callie

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-lifestyle-michigan-st-joseph-tattoos-08f26bfdc667ed4a0625f901e3324d51

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-lifestyle-boston-massachusetts-massachusetts-department-of-transportation-aa5f94ddabdfe3977a25516a5691b9a7

This week Morgan's a cohost now! HELL YES AL;DJK;F;ADSJFKAL;KDSFKAPOQWERU90 1283547102

Lauren's Mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang



Opening Arguments:

https://open.spotify.com/show/2fpbVK2Ry4P9qgcjOdmyvN

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.intomore.com/politics/republicans-force-femming-avoid-covid-hilarious/

https://kotaku.com/lapd-officers-fired-for-ignoring-robbery-to-play-pokemo-1848335699

Bethany

https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20220107-acquittal-of-protesters-who-toppled-slave-trader-statue-ignites-uk-culture-wars

Optimist Prime

Morgan

https://apnews.com/article/business-lifestyle-france-global-trade-virginia-38d457f5af66c2e7d3aea2a355eaec4c

https://apnews.com/article/arrests-united-states-key-west-arson-0a51533b5f0f77b05861ba778b0c585e

It's Orifice Time Y'all! Steph and Phoenix join us to see what we got stuck up our various orifices this year! Good lord there is so much. Also there's a very adorable crow!

Lauren's mother's GoFundMe:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious



Steph's Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/jimquisition

Steph's Channel:


https://www.youtube.com/user/jimsterling

Phee's Channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeGT7w8PH_47LBoNzkHJyzA

https://www.patreon.com/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Phee's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/PhoenixToothill

Lauren's Onlyfans:
onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:
https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

This week Ayleph joins us as I torture them with my attempts at learning Gaidligh, dormice are adorable, and Megan Thee Stallion does some hot girl shit!

Lauren's Mom's GFM:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-funding-for-yvonne-and-the-gang?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Lauren's Onlyfans:

onlyfans.com/rawrglicious

Lauren's Paypal:
paypal.me/rawrglicious

Let's Talk About Snacks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/1fVjUPlm967tApMypgyWkL

Bethany's Comic:

https://eonscomic.kitmyth.net/

Ayleph's Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/icecheetah

Ayleph's Twitter: https://twitter.com/icecheetah2

Stories Used

Larry

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bomb-squad-scrambled-ae-after-22356538

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna27848361

Ayleph

https://railway-news.com/network-rail-to-give-endangered-hazel-dormice-dedicated-railway-crossing/

https://www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2021/11/scientists-solve-two-problems-at-once-turning-methane-pollution-into-sustainable-fishmeal/

Lauren

https://pagesix.com/2021/12/12/megan-thee-stallion-graduates-from-texas-southern-university/

https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2021/12/giant-phantom-jellyfish/

Bethany

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/12/10/Hewes-Library-Monmouth-College-overdue-book-49-years/7581639172153/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/12/09/lotto-Michigan-Lottery-Cashword-dream/1051639085675/