Come to the third row, Chris! This week, we revisit the infamous Celebrities episode and dig ourselves deeper into the Chris Kirkpatrick saga. We also learn more about how best to win a foot race, how to be successful at mispronouncing every name you say, and which former president was the most honest. 

In this week's Cutting Room Floor, we revisit The Holidays! Take a trip with us back to December where we learn that Kara is secretly a writer, director, and massive LOTR fan. We also tackle the important issues such as: "who invented witches?" If you listen to the whole episode, you may just be lucky enough to earn an invitation over to our house to celebrate the holidays in 2021!

In this week's Cutting Room Floor, we get to hear the full power of Kirsten's voice due to some bad microphone settings, learn an important tip for keeping snakes under control, and mourn as we learn about the untimely passing (several years ago) of a very beloved star. 

For this week's episode, we swept up the best cut content from the infamous Novelties chat. It's been months since we smelled the putrid stench of liquid ass, so we thought it was about time to reconvince everyone that Andrew is, indeed, a human and definitely not a robot.  Other extra content includes learning how to unwrap a barn, hearing about the novelty items we received for Christmas, and witnessing the start of Kara's new career as a chia pet model.

We are revisiting the Politics episode this week, humans! Join us as we beg for MORE GORE and learn valuable  life-saving tips that will certainly come in handy when we "assume dear dead." We apologize profusely, to anyone who is lactose intolerant,  for the time when Andrew mentioned milk during this episode. 

In today's episode, we finally get to make fun of Andrew! We swept the cutting room floor for the stupidest things we said during the Thanksgiving episode, and we really learned a lot. Apparently you need to take a daily herpes test if you spend time around harpies. Who knew? Enjoy more of us embarrassing ourselves for your entertainment!

In today's episode of the Cutting Room Floor from the Restaurants episode, Kirsten takes a nap, Andrew learns about shotgunning beers, and Kara comes to terms with her "Babyyyyyyyyyyyy" addiction. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we are in big trouble here. 

Today we continue our journey towards personal embarrassment by sharing our cutting room floor content from Episode 2: Travel! We get to meet the interrupting orange, find out what's better than a Ross Dress For Less, and prove that Kirsten and Kara are consummate professionals at all times. 

In The Cutting Room Floor, we really let it all hang out. Join us as we discuss "Episode 1: Origin Stories" and share the most embarrassing and hilarious clips that we edited out of the original episode. Please accept our apologies in advance for what you are about to hear. 

Happy New Year, humans! It's the season 1 finale you didn't know you needed! Get your cotton balls, Peletons, and sex toys out and prepare yourself as we give our recommendations for how to succeed with your fitness-related New Year's Resolutions. Please do keep in mind that we are not licensed physicians and our advice is complete garbage.