Come on a motorcycle and leave on a Honda, because this week we are going to CHURCH, baby! We just had Easter Sunday and a jacked Jesus has deadlifted a boulder to escape his crossfit cave and hide a bunny's eggs from screaming children. At least that's how it was in my Bible.

Kyle and Ethan are looking for a blessing after talking about those NIKE SHOES OF THE DEVIL, so we're talking our upbringings in the church, what are the best songs, who had the best purse candy, why altos are always shady, and why your fabulous choir director is in fact the first gay person you knew. Look at those nails, henny. Also, if you haven't googled the Hunky Jesus competition, jump on that and get yourself a blessing too.