Where to even begin? Well, for starters, the Storm Area 51 thing happened and — while it was definitely dumb — it wasn't a catastrophe. However, for some reason a defense audio/video portal tweeted a threat that seemed to imply that they'd use a B1 bomber to murder '#millennials'. Which is weird!

So, Francis and Nate discuss the Naruto runners, the fixation on using Millennial as a code word for lazy, and much more.

However, the crucial news this week stems from Donald Trump's corruption high-score challenge, in which he apparently asked the Ukrainan President for help in nailing U.S. Navy vet and cocaine aficionado Hunter Biden. Why did Trump do this? Why is Hunter Biden on a board of a power company in Ukraine? Why is everything so dumb?

This week's bonus features an interview with John, a Navy aviator who has been up close and personal with UFOs. You wanted to slap them alien cheeks, so take a listen to this episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30165323

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