No Gods No Mayors

This week, after an Albania report, a segment we're calling "I'm NOT With (Mayor) Her," and a contractually obligated talking-about of a clout farming mayor, Riley gives us the second installation of his Dallas Trilogy (ed. note: See episode 87, "William Cabell." Excelsior!). Get in your strangely roofless car and buckle up! It's a bumpy one.

Also, preorder Mattie's band's new record why don't you!

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thank you to actual, factual mayor Graham Birch for sending in the bumper.

Bumper audio credits:

FM radio tuning by MrAuralization -- https://freesound.org/s/269702/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Digital Radio Rack Unit Power Button 1_1 by Joao_Janz -- https://freesound.org/s/477618/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fm Radio Static Brown Noise by IcedPhoenix49 -- https://freesound.org/s/732437/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Really Hard Guitar Riff with Solo by Robhog -- https://freesound.org/s/753576/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Unsettling Crescendo 4 by SilverIllusionist -- https://freesound.org/s/842936/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Ahoy! This week on the bonus, we're sailing the seas of municipal news. We bring you tales from the world over! A lonely mayor! An incredible newspaper! A tale of French graphic design! and more!

Head on over to the Patreon at nogodsnomayors.com to hear the whole thing.

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thank you to actual, factual former mayor Konstantin Anthony, mayor of Burbank CA, and listener Noah for the bumper!

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Bumper audio credits:

FM radio tuning by MrAuralization -- https://freesound.org/s/269702/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Digital Radio Rack Unit Power Button 1_1 by Joao_Janz -- https://freesound.org/s/477618/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fm Radio Static Brown Noise by IcedPhoenix49 -- https://freesound.org/s/732437/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

DSGNWhsh_Whoosh, Futuristic, Synthetic, Pass-By, Cinematic_03_JW Audio by JW_Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/848212/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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Goedemorgen! It's time to go Dutch Mode. This week, mayor Mattie rounds out our olde-timey second anniversary spectacular with Mayor Petrus himself, the final director-general of the New Amsteram colony. This guy was a real peg-legged piece of work.

thank you to actual, factual mayor Dorothy McCabe, mayor of Waterloo, Ontario and listener Clover for the bumper!

This is a FREE episode. Why not subscribe to the patreon and get double the mayors? nogodsnomayors.com

This week, we have our first-ever returning champion – friend of the show and medievalist Dr. Eleanor Janega from We're Not So Different and Gone Medieval – to talk about the Münster Rebellion and one of its weirdest little guys, Bernhard Knipperdoling. How dry is YOUR baby?Well, it better be the right amount of it. We'll be measuring.

Listen to the whole thing over on the https://nogodsnomayors.com ! Just five bucks a month gets you double the mayors. https://nogodsnomayors.com.

We know that Nova says it's a bonus up top but it's not! We got it backwards. Sorry.

Anyway, this week, November starts our SECOND ANNIVERSARY OLDE TIMEY MAYOR TRILOGY with The City of London's Samuel Starling, a man who hates Quakers SO much. Do NOT doff your hat while listening.

Get on the Patreon to get double the mayors!

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thank you to actual, factual mayor Paavo ”GCM” Arhinmäki, the graffiti mayor of Helsinki, and intrepid listener Ilman Paineet

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Bumper audio credits:

radio band.wav by Paper Jam -- https://freesound.org/s/78391/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Fm Radio Static Brown Noise by IcedPhoenix49 -- https://freesound.org/s/732437/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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Who's your mayorsona? Who would win in the hot new deckbuilder Battlemayors? Once more, you Q'd...We A'd! Sorry if there's some weird interference early on, it's possible that reality was being made and unmade. Impossible to know.

Listen to the whole ep over on the Municipal Benevolent Feed at nogodsnomayors dot com!

This week, mayor Mattie takes us to Von Ormy, Texas to talk about the "Liberty City" movement. It's the story of four (?) mayors.

The story of a town.

The story....of Us.

Thanks to Victoria from Tran Girlismo for Victoria's Car Corner.

Welcome to another episode of "No Dogs, No Mayor" (?) Where mayor Riley takes us to Madrid, to watch an evil man eat shit on a trampoline.

This is a BONUS episode –- head on over to the Patreon to listen to the whole thing. Just five bucks a month for double the mayors!

Also, are you in the DC metro area? Come see Mattie at the Small Press Expo in September! Table G12!

thank you to actual, factual mayor Wayne Brown, mayor of Auckland New Zealand? (and friend of the show Simone)

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Bumper audio credits:

FM radio tuning by MrAuralization -- https://freesound.org/s/269702/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Digital Radio Rack Unit Power Button 1_1 by Joao_Janz -- https://freesound.org/s/477618/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Fm Radio Static Brown Noise by IcedPhoenix49 -- https://freesound.org/s/732437/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

LASRGun_Retro Laser Zap Synth_Funky Audio_Sonic Spices by Funky_Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/729389/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Dirty 1970s American Garage Rock Guitar Riff by artemditkovsky -- https://freesound.org/s/860935/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

This week, Mayor November gets us all killed. Just kidding! We all have a lot to live for and are very confident drivers. She does however cover our first mayor that's been sanctioned by the US government: Kherson, Ukraine's Vladimir Saldo. Grab a meditation drum and kick back.

You can head on over to the Patreon – which you can join by the way for just five bucks a month! - to see the various visuals we mentioned in the episode.

After a thrilling voyage across the seven seas of municipal news, we head to the main event: Mayor Mattie brings a town in Texas where the cranks and the freaks have been squaring off since time immemorial (like 2008 or so). And hey, new aesthetic precept!

This is a BONUS episode. Hop on the Patreon to hear the whole thing.