It's our 76th episode spectacular! Time to give away some accolades. WHAT was the best ITEM? WHO was the best mayor (non-lusophone)? All your burning questions answered, and more! Grab your pinstriped suit and your olives the size of soccer balls, It's time to find out who will take home the Golden Martini at the Oscar Goodman memorial FIRST ANNUAL (?) GOODIE AWARDS.

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Awards music by Markus Little: https://www.marlimusiq.com/

This week on No Gods No Mayors, mayor Mattie takes us to the city of Townsville, Australia for an encounter with a man weak of spine and weak of spirit. SAS guy, Cancer survivor, self-described "business man," and Q-Anon if the A an Anon stood for "Australian."

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After a London Fog update with Randall Weddle, mayor Nova takes the rest of the girls to post-Civil-War New Orleans, where one brave and slightly insane man had the right idea for how to do reconstruction, which was: to do it, at all! What a nice story. I hope he didn't enrich himself to a preposterous degree while doing it.

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Buffalo: The town that killed Big Bill McKinley. Friend of the show Hesse joins us to talk about mayor and classic drunken guy Jimmy Griffin. Get all your rhyming-named henchman (Boots, Scanoots, et al) and listen up!

Hesse is on the Bottleman now with Riley! The Bottlemen is back! It's called "Trouble in River City" now!

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That's right! It's the name on EVERYONE'S LIPS: Glant! Spiritually our most Epic Millennial mayor so far, Palmer Lake Colorado's Glant Havenar is NOT serving. And she loves to TEXT!

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Beep Beep Beep Beep, get ready for our most bleeped episode yet? We salute Eric Adams and then talk about CopMayor: The Mayor Who Thinks He's A Cop.

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It's the holiday week so we are slacking off, we mean, answering your questions!!!! Learn what kind of mayors we'd be, who our favorite mayors are, and more!

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Yahoo, Albertans! Climb in. This week, mayor Riley takes us on a whirlwind tour of Calgary's extremely drunken mayor, Ralph Klein. Don't like him? Well, we wouldn't have the saddledome, a big dome shaped like a saddle (kind of) without him. Don't worry, he's got a GREAT idea about where to get ducks and eels.

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This week, we're joined by a special guest mayor, Blood Work's Gregk Foley to talk about São Paolo's own Baron Harkonnen, Paulo Maluf. You're not gonna believe this, but this is another "he steals but he works" kind of mf.

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This week, mayor November brings us a very ambitious and very flawed man, Mr. Newcastle himself, T. "The" Dan Smith. A self-described "fool surrounded by a pack of leeches." Will he succeed in turning Newcastle Brutalist? Will we find out why he lives in a mansion? Find out!

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Looking for a holiday gift? Why not pick up Mattie's new book.