They don't say much about what happens on the fourth date, but we found at least 40 minutes worth! It's that time of year again to be romanced until you just can't stand. Lucky for you we prefer you horizontal ;) in this sleepy installment of Hunter J Allen's Valentine's Day Extravaganza.

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Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Third time's the charm, and boy have we got charm! America's favorite Heartthrob Extraordinaire is back on broadcast by popular demand to keep the hits a rollin' and those hearts a stolen. Your very own annual, virtual, on demand date awaits you in our lengthiest, girthiest episode yet ;) So gather everyone around the radio and bend your ear for some sensual entertainment (sen-tertainment as I like to call it.) Happy Valentine's Day.

Second verse, sexier than the first. The heartthrob extraordinaire is back with a brand new virtual, on demand date to satiate the masses. Why leave the house this Valentine's day when you can get your whole yearly recommended dose of romance from the comfort of your own home? Kick your feet back, your arms back, your back back, hell kick your whole friggin body back with the sequel everybody asked for. Happy Valentine's Day :)

A virtual, on demand Valentine's Day date with everyone's favorite heartthrob extraordinaire