Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

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  • #HAWSTL EP222 - SHORTS KARMA & THE SEXOLOGIST

    We’re back in the shed/studio for another half hour of waffle. Today, we chat about…

    • Weighing-up whether to get the ‘sexologist’ on the podcast.

    • Should we accept a sponsorship offer?

    • Why we popped-down to the VE Day celebrations.

    • What made us cry.

    • Fenced-in with tosspots.

    • New shorts chocolate karma.

    • A couple of lottery wins.

    • Tremendous tube good luck.

    • Repeated theatre phone dropping.


    RECOMMENDATIONS

    • Devil in the Family (trailer)

    • The Assembly (trailer)

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    33 min
  • #HAWSTL 221 - The Candlewick Marriage-Ender

    Here we go then. Back in the shed/studio for another waffletastic session. Today we cover...


    • The Maypole’s naughty connotations.

    • The fear of country villages.

    • Films we actually almost appeared in.

    • A candlewick marriage-ender

    • The London Marathon.

    • Controversial Big Brother opinion (?)

    • Lorra’s bus bell incident.

    • Annoying shouty woman incident.

    • Getting IDed & day-drinking in the park.

    • 180bpm playlist as a running aide.

    • We've been contacted by a sex therapist!


    RECOMMENDATION:

    • Dying for Sex (TRAILER)


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

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    29 min
  • #HAWSTL 220 - First Lunch Hour Since 1999

    We’re back after a bit of a gap, due to lfe logistics (as we explain). Coming up on this epic ep…

    • Back in Prickler’s Studio (the shed).
    • Simon’s parents paid their inaugural London visit.
    • Brotherly privacy vs likes & views.
    • Aggro at the local pub quiz.
    • The females in our family are all concert nutcases.
    • A feline dirty protest.
    • Overdoing it with the Cryptic Easter Hunt.
    • Is there such a thing as too many Easter Eggs?
    • Leo pulled another classic tightwad move.
    • We’ve both got new jobs.
    • Lorra’s top secret filming.
    • Simon’s doing Dolly Parton hours.
    • The first lunch hour since 1999.
    • Breaking a sunny day life rule.
    • Anti-socialising.
    • Big keys phobia.
    • Is Lorra allergic TO BOOZE???
    • Salty mouth paranoia.


    Recommendations…

    • Starlight Express (TRAILER)
    • Dear England (TRAILER)
    • My Old Ass (TRAILER)


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

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    50 min
  • #HAWSTL 219 - Accidentally on Purpose Up the Bottom

    Hello you! A gorgeous suny morning on Thursday 3rd April 2025, so what better way to spend it that sat indoors recording our podcast?! Today, ranting and raving and mainly disagreeing about...


    • Spectacles distraction.

    • Listener hot cross bun feedback from Australia, mate.

    • Things accidentally-on-purpose going up bottoms.

    • Toilet brush water incident.

    • An incredible bit of London fashion spotting.

    • Visiting the Trans museum (INFO).

    • Lorra’s magic money bag.

    • Mini Eggs suggested adult portion size.

    • Finding ‘meal deals’ icky.

    • Picnic aversion.

    • A supermarket idea that might just work.

    • Getting Spotify diddled by the entire family.


    Recommendations:

    • Inside No.9 Stage Fright (TRAILER)


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

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    33 min
  • #HAWSTL 218 - Hot Cross Bun Heartache & Sartorial Faux Pas

    Hello you! Here's a short one, because we had microphone trouble, so we tried to savage as much as we could. Normal service will resume on ep219. Still, it's worth a listen, if you're content with our content! Today, we waffle about...


    • Lorra’s chills because of Simon’s mould battle.

    • More international listener feedback.

    • Hot Cross Bun heartbreak.

    • Surprise Fruit.

    • Aliens’ nuts.

    • Simon’s improved diet.

    • Lorra’s sartorial faux pas.

    • Underground kickers-out hypothetical.

    • Selling toenails, spit and soiled garments.

    • Lorra’s sock idea.

    • Dream Mother’s Days.


    Recommedations:

    • Last One Laughing (Trailer)


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

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    18 min
  • #HAWSTL 217 - Sabrina’s Eiffel Tower

    Hello you! As you may have noticed, we've updated our cover art with a brand spanking new photo (the last one was taken a few years ago). Hope you like it! A fantastic chat today (recorded Thurs 20th March) talking about...


    • Shout outs to our international emailers.

    • The age group of ladies Simon attracts.

    • What three words would use to describe each other?

    • Lorra’s haircut and an interesting hypothetical.

    • A welcome return to the despot hair twin mention!

    • Hairdressers on a tax dodge.

    • First timer Aldi anecdote.

    • Is it AL-DI or ALL-DI?

    • Asda’s gigantic T-shirts.

    • Bag-for-Life etiquette.

    • Simon’s clothes shopping hang-up.

    • A massive Sabrina Carpenter issue.

    • Can Lorra describe the new nookie position?


    Recommendations:

    TV: Adolescence - TRAILER

    FILM: I'm Still Here - TRAILER

    TV: Leaving Neverland 2 - TRAILER


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl

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    26 min
  • #HAWSTL 216 - The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug

    Hello you! Well, Simon's back from Scotland, so we're back in front of the mics and apping away about...


    • Talking about your emails from around the world (then totally forgetting to read them out)

    • False Spring

    • First mow of 2025

    • Constipation or diarrhoea?

    • A 12-hour drive

    • Scotland highlights

    • Running a 10k for the first time

    • Did Lorra miss Simon?

    • A filthy musical

    • Tyler the Creator’s filthy lyrics

    • Kids discovering ANCIENT early 2000s music

    • A car full of memory lane

    • The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug

    • Different definitions of the word ‘band’


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

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    28 min
  • #HAWSTL 215 - Cocktail Depression Cure

    We recorded this episode over a week ago, pre-Oscars. The reason for which will become apparent when you listen. A possible bous episode coming this week. But for now, we're talking...

    • Our worldwide reach

    • Fast February

    • Spring appearing

    • Aldi Chat - Lorra’s cocktail cans collection

    • A surprise road trip to Scotland

    • Finding early relationship email filth

    • On the road podcast idea

    • Arguing less but arguing HARD

    • 5 things we’d miss about each other

    • Flummoxed by Hive heating


    Recommendations:

    GAME: Lorelei and the Laser Eyes - TRAILER

    TV: Am I Being Unreasonable Series 2 - TRAILER

    FILM: The Brutalist - TRAILER


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

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    41 min
  • #HAWSTL 214 - The Aldi Dead Zone

    Apologies for the gap in pods last week. Half-term busy business took over and, try as we might, it was impossible to find time to squeeze one in. Today, we catch up on...

    • Shopping list feedback

    • The East Barnet Aldi Dead Zone

    • A low-rent Valentine’s purchase

    • Which generation is having the most s*x

    • Having all the kids back home

    • Is 22 the final nail in the childhood coffin?

    • The effects of children leaving the family home for good

    • How school is different these days

    • The love of being a van driver

    • Car hire companies still taking the p*ss

    • A difference of opinion on ill people behaviour

    • Our first pub quiz (as contestants) in years

    • The podcast name getting a laugh.


    Recommendations:


    Pico Park 2 (Switch Game): TRAILER

    Amandaland (TV): TRAILER

    Bridget Jones Mad About the Boy: TRAILER

    A Complete Unknown: TRAILER

    Hard Truths: TRAILER


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

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    50 min
  • #HAWSTL 213 - Wimp Mullets & Beg Friends

    Hello you! Another week into Feb '25 and another podcast episode. Hope you've give us a 5-star rating and a lovely recommendation. Every little helps! A diverse chat on today's pod, mostly our bemusement at younger generations, including...

    • Standard British weather chat.

    • The Wetherspoons Challenge.

    • Celebrity 'beg friends’.

    • Lorra’s post-argument ‘move’ when she wants to make-up.

    • Dad’s having ’The Chair’.

    • Lorra’s silent-treatment technique.

    • Hating on the modern moustache.

    • How Millennials are hating on Gen-Z.

    • An Adrien Brody anecdote.


    Recommendations:

    Lee: Trailer

    Black Box Diaries: Trailer


    If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected]

    Or get us on our socials here:

    Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

    Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

    Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff

    Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl


    See you next time x

    Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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    30 min

About Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

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We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to…