TRIGGER WARNING: On today's episode, we talk about breast cancer in depth and how it's affected us over the Christmas period.

Hello. We're back! So soon!!! Simon has done a 4hr radio show today, followed by a 2hr podcast interview from the UK and feels like he's doing what he describes as the 'radio knobhead world record attempt' (apologies to all radio knobheads who've attempted the radio knobhead world record attempt. No offence meant).

On today's episode we talk about:

• Simon's John Lennon guitar Christmas pressie saga.

• The freerstyle slippers song and whether or not it's sexy.

• Breast Cancer and breast cancer scares.

• A request to share the school runs.

• Leo's first report back from the UK... Clubbing with a boyish ID.

• Lorra's extols the virtues of Dubai's version of Lidl/Aldi.

• Fanny wash.

No recommendations today (unless you count Dubai's Lidl or the fanny wash.

Thanks for listening. See you next time x

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Hello! First of all, apologies for the audio quality in the second half of today's podcast. We've been desperately trying to get into our little studio and record but time has been against us. We decided to record half in the studio pre-school pick-up and half on the roof of Starbucks (very Beatles-esque). Sadly Simon's mic didn't record at Starbucks, so we've had to try to rescue what audio we could from Lorra's mic, hence the quality. Didn't have time to run proper diagnostics beforehand. It's been crazy.

On today's episode, Simon talked about positivity for 2022 then Lorra started crying almost as soon as we got out of the gate. The reason for this quickly becomes apparent. We talk about Leo leaving, Christmas leaving, villa troubles, decision fatigue, having a cat in the bedroom during sex, our kids uncanny inability to need us at inappropriate times and lots more.

We also had plenty of recommendations today. They were:

Encanto: https://bit.ly/322tDLi

Four Lives: https://bit.ly/3I5bHyM

Limitless Win: https://bit.ly/31Xfv5X

Weird Walk (Charlie Cooper podcast): https://bit.ly/3qpQzx8

We'll be back soon. Promise to do mic checks! x

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Hello again. Lorra didn't want to record today but we persevered an, as a result, have a podcast for you. We talk New Years Day and the rush to cook, the lousy weather, Simon's perfect family day with Beatles Lego & Beatles music, going back to school, podcast plans and more.

We recommended (click for trailers):

Tick Tick Boom: https://bit.ly/3JxAzAO

The Last Train to Christmas: https://bit.ly/3mW395b

The Electrical Life of Louis Wain: https://bit.ly/3EM03a4

See you next time!

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Hello! Happy New Year! It's New Year's Day and, as we've not managed to get a podcast done since Christmas Eve, here's a bit of a Christmas catch-up, a talk about the between-days and New Year. Plus we discuss the current, perfect get-out excuse and some of the board games and films we've been enjoying over the last week.

Enjoy and we'll see you next time! x

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Hello and Merry Christmas! We've just popped in for a chat on Christmas Eve. The sun has just gone down. Lorra has just taken Betsy Pearl for her bath whilst Simon (and the elves) prepared her Christmas Eve Box. We chat about not having the Christmas vibes, peeling the veg, crying at the telly, a great TV recommendation, not being pretentious when you do a buffet/spread and more of this and that.

Thank you so much for listening. Hope you're getting to spend Christmas with whoever you want to be with and we hope the big fella brings you exactly what you deserve. We've got our big fat review of 2021 coming before New Year and maybe one or two pods in-between. Until then, stay safe. Lots of love x

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Hello! It's Christmas Eve Eve! From our own Santa's Grotto, where two busy little elves have been wrapping, we talk about how The Beatles have big-time ruined our Christmas, people adopting the Shagvent Calendar™, pizza oven night, trendy garden string lights, lots of films we've been watching, at what age you start respecting your home, not feeling the Christmas snack vibes and loads more.

We're going to try to get a Christmas Day episode recorded for anyone who is finding themselves alone, or driving, or away from loved ones... So we'll see you then. x

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Hello! Today we talk Lorra's birthday and how she rated it, Simon surviving brunch, Lorra's cha-cha trousers, a double dress fail and subsequent tailor slutcut, watching the new Spiderman, the no-booze hangover and random Twitter diagnosis, Lorra's karaoke tone-deafness, Simon's undiagnosed autism rearing its head with The Beatles, a going-to-the-mall mistake, recommending 'A Boy Called Christmas',

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Our podcasts... They're like buses. You wait for weeks then two come at once, etc. Well, we are trying to make them regular, now we've got a bit more time. Today, on very little or no sleep since the last episode, we talk airport pick-ups, anxiety, the Christmas editions of the Radio Times & TV Times and how even they can be depressing. We talk 'Display Nuts' and other balls we've seen on display. We talk about Influencers in the Wild. If you haven't seen it, look it up on Twitter or Instagram. Trigger warning... It will make you say the C-word a heck of a lot. We talk about getting Lorra on 'Only Fans' to see if she can make £10,000 per month without doing anything revealing.

Thanks for listening. We'll see you soon x

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Hello again! First of all, a massive apology for the gap in podcasts. All will be explained within the pod. We cover Simon's 50th and a very emotional birthday video montage, Christmas Fayres, trying to get our son, Leo, home from university and th monumental (and expensive) f**k-up he made along the way.

We talk about a "kids say the funniest things" incident that happened at home, plus two versions of that happening to us as kids, too.

We also talk about our plans for podcasts over Christmas, New Year and a one-off special we're going to do of our first podcast series, Fantasy Reboot... We're getting the old team back together for one night only!!!

Hope you enjoy today's podcast. It's really nice to be back. As you'll hear, one or more of us will be at the airport at 2am tomorrow. We'll report on how that went next time.

x

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Hello again!

Today is Simon's last day in his 40s, last day of the first half century of his life... So a lot of fun today! We talked...

• A strange, early birthday greeting.

• A 100% sleepless nights & the podcasts that got Simon through.

• Leo's first job, first pay-packet & first tax!

• Major life milestones.

• The songs, films and other things that get a Christmas pass or bonus, even though they're rubbish.

• Lorra's naked housesitter anecdote.

• Simon's naked backpacking story.

We might try to record a special 50th birthday special tomorrow. Thanks for listening. Don't forget to give us 5 stars, leave a nice review. Always nice to read. And tell your friends about us.

See you next time.

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