Hello! A brand new episode of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life) and we cut straight to the chase with an argument straight after the jingle about who should start the podcast! We also delve into...

• A very interesting space fact.

• Lorra's hypothetical space disaster.

• Anniversary gift politics.

• Guilt about leaving the kids for the night.

• Hotel shenanigans.

• Lorra and THAT dress (The real PINGdemic).

• The best veggie burger of all time.

• Following the sitcom 'anniversary nookie' rule.

• Other nights when 'bedroom olympics' is law.

• A 'Wife's Whinge' about s****y supermarket apps.

• A 'Husband's Hump' about everything wrong with posh hotels.

• What's our FAVOURITE takeaway?

• The science of which foods shorten your lifespan.

And we recommended...

The Green Knight

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6ksY8xWCY

Annette

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_EaNpL16SU

Sparks - "So May We Start" (Annette opener): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWb3KpvAz8s

Phoebe Bridgers - Kyoto (acoustic): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLpUzkgiaGI

If you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

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A bonus episode of sorts... As we'll be spending a month out of the country, we've invested in some field mics to record wirelessly and wherever we are. So, we gave them a go in the car (quite noisy) and had a bit of an unscripted chat. We talked about:

• Travel plans.

• The possibility of Lorra crying again on the pod.

• An absolutely gross fingernail story.

• Bathroom quietness in teen relationships.

• A starstruck gynaecologist.

• Hospital small-talk near genitals.

• Jock-itch research.

• A smells recap and explaining 'bouquet' to Lorra.

• Some anniversary chat.

• Favourite choccie bars.

Hope the car noises aren't too annoying. If you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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Episode 21 of #HAWSTL (Husband and Wife Sentenced to Life) stumbles around subjects like a legless uncle at a wedding. We chat about:

• Forest fruits green tea.

• A bizarre car smell.

• High-achieving kids who are rubbish at home.

• Booking the dreaded trip to the UK.

• Father-in-law similarities.

• Holidays ruining health plans.

• The TV theme that made Lorra cry this week.

• What we want for Leo as he starts university abroad.

• #INSTAGATE

• A blue-tick Wife's Whinge.

• An open-plan Husband's Hump.

• A nut-scratching discussion.

• Would You Rather (have bad breath or B.O.?)

• A new feature about favourites (TV & places today).

We also recommended:

• "How to with John Wilson. Trailer: https://bit.ly/3gcbAWH

• Baptiste (Great TV detective show, which started on the tv show 'The Missing').

If you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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We're back! And it's ep20 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life). So much going on in this one and it gets more emotional than we ever have before. We talk about:

• Lorra finally extacting Simon's 'Clarksons'.

• The difficulties of dieting.

• The varieties of middle-aged w****rs.

• Solitary exercising.

• Northern accents dying out.

• Whether lab-meat is veggie or not.

• The UAE getting Amber status.

• A 'Wife's Re-Whinge' that faced a strong rebuttal.

• 'Husband's Humps' about Lorra's new 'scent' and people who are late.

• A 'fall orr fart' Would You Rather?

• Lorra's Euros blast anecdote.

• Extremely emotional compliments.

We also recommended:

• Chris Packham - The Walk That Made Me

• Yacht Rock Essentials playlist on Apple Music.

• Simon Armitage's 'The Poet Laureate has Gone To His Shed' podcast on BBC Sounds.

• 'Jungle Cruise' - A Decent family movie.

If you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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We're back with another bumper podcast episode of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life). We tried to record one at the weekend but SOMEONE had a strop! Instead, today we talk about...

• Back to work blues.

• The politics of making-up.

• Games with the kids.

• Olympics spoilers.

• Expo crisp news.

• Covid brain science.

• What Millennials think makes someone old.

• A 'Wife's Whinge' about the toilet flush.

• A 'Husband's Hump' regarding board game 'bantz'.

• A 'Would You Rather?' about stuff vs experiences.

We also recommended an Aussie film called 'Babyteeth', starring the fantastic Ben Mendelsohn and new AppleTV+ musical comedy romp, 'Schmigadoon'.

If you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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A bit of a gap since our last pod but we've squeezed plenty into episode 18 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life), including...

• Surprise rain.

• A working weekend at a posh hotel.

• Crazy bed making.

• Lorra's far-too-detailed toilet story.

• A 'Wife's Whinge' about Lamp forgetfulness.

• A 'Husband's Hump' about rude face surveying.

• A 'Would You Rather?' about being supportive vs being honest.

• A listener's (Russell) relationship fashion fight.

• Recommendations of 'The Sparks Brothers' & more moorish Mads Mikkelsen movies.

We're starting to put podcast questions/votes on our Instagram accounts, so, if you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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We're on a "staycation" (vomit) this weekend, so this podcast was recorded a little bit early. And for episode 17 of #HAWSTL,w e talked about...

• The approaching Denmark vs England game.

• Avoiding being an "It's Coming Home" guy.

• Sitting down to wee,

• Packing being one of the worst jobs.

• The benefits of living in a holiday destination.

• Purchases that cause arguments and break-ups.

• A 'Wife's Whinge' about stupid-buying.

•A 'Husband's Hump' about gross, lady-body job help.

• A teeth vs sofa 'Would You Rather?'

• A disgruntled housewife email.

• Some cheap recommendations.

• Compliments on packing and a hair-do.

We're starting to put podcast questions/votes on our Instagram accounts, so, if you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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For her birthday, our 9yr old daughter wanted to take her Spanish boyfriend for a romantic, Italian meal, which we were about to head out for, so we didn't have a heck of a lot of time... But managed to just about squeeze an episode out. Here's what we talked about...

• Hating the word 'staycation'.

• Our 9yr old's romantic date.

• 10 things you shouldn't wear on a date.

• Scary sunglasses science.

• Hospital visits and kooky doctors.

• A clothes pile Wife's Whinge.

• A fringe-terrorist Husband's Hump.

• Home hairdressing.

• A burnt toast Would You Rather.

• An email about sneaky boob glancing.

• Lorra's ogle radar.

• Some new kids' films recommendations.

We're starting to put podcast questions/votes on our Instagram accounts, so, if you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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Episode 15 almost didn't happen because we were mid-birthday party for our youngest, Betsy Pearl. But, like the troopers that we are, we walked the fifteen paces to the studio and talked for a whole 30mins. Legends! And here's what we talked about...

• Our current Chart position (26th).

• Can mums have a G&T at their kid's party?

• Matt Hancock Video Apologist.

• What TV habits put us off someone.

• Simon's "art".

• The Women who buy it.

• Lorra's Parosmia.

• Dissing Chronotherapy.

• Simon's alleged fisting habit.

• Lorra's flavoured water hypocrisy.

• Gender-neutral toilets.

• Breadmaker machines.

• More from Clarkson's Farm, including an impression.

• Ed Sheeran's bad habits.

We're starting to put podcast questions/votes on our Instagram accounts, so, if you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married. 

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

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A pre-listen warning... There's a proper argument in episode 14 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We also talked about...

• The 'Bed Legs' phenomenon.

• Science... What makes an internet troll?

• Simon admits to trolling an awful car hire firm.

• Lorra has a pop at Simon's Tweets.

• Chrissy Teigen schadenfreude.

• A survey about partner time.

• Lorra's travel-ban rant.

• Signs of the (allegedly fictional) male menopause.

• A proper bag barney on 'Wife's Whinge'.

• A 'Husband's Hump' about eyebrow abuse.

• A 'Would You Rather?' regarding sleazy politicians.

• An email about couples slagging each other off in public.

• A footy compliment.

• More chart news.

Our recommendation this episode is Boomerang Fu... A game on the Nintendo Switch for all the family but a small caveat... It will bring out the worst bad language your kids have ever heard!

We're starting to put podcast questions/votes on our Instagram accounts, so, if you'd like to follow us, you can... Here...

Simon - http://instagram.com/catboy92

Lorra - http://instagram.com/lorranotlaura

As ever, we'd love to hear from you about your relationships... Issues, whinges, gripes, humps... Whatever! Contact us directly via email: [email protected]

Thanks for listening. At time of recording, we're still married.

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.