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Nico and Kevo's deep dig into Star Wars has brought them face-to-face with the animated series Clone Wars! That's right, Clone Wars, not *The* Clone Wars. SW:CW, no T, you guys. The two of them needed backup to take on Genndy Tartakovsky's two-week-like-hour-long-first-season-tour-de-FORCE (lol), so they brought in X is for Podcasts's Jonah! Dylan! Kyle! And Steven! Together, the six of them sit down and take a look at a Star Wars Legend that is sort of still canon in that these stories were told somewhere else... but it's not this version. It's still fun! Join the guys for an all new .html!

Now that the team is thoroughly into the film, it's time to talk about the three main parts of the body of Attack of the Clones: the *awesome* Obi-Wan cloning stuff, the *embarrassing* Ani-mom-revenge-trash-edge-lord-garbage, and *how* is Jimmy Smits always so hot? (Seriously, it doesn't even make medical sense anymore. He's gotta be like 75 now, and he looks like a porn star. Anyway.) Nico, Kevo, Jonah, and Dylan continue their queer-and-yet-not-quite-as-queer-as-this-movie dissection of everything they can (except that awful gladiator stuff; they really skirt it). All this before The Genndy Clone Wars in great detail, for which Nico is, like, unreasonably excited over.

Nico, Kevo, Jonah, and Dylan weren't dissuaded from their mission by the likes of Episode I. So, I guess they brought this one on themselves. The Star Wars universe continues to expand at an exponential rate in Episode II! But first! Forces of Destiny gives the guys a chance to talk about Padme... outside of the context of her uncomfortable love for a child. Well, okay, he's not a child anymore, and honestly, N. Ports worked with what she had, and she gave it everything she got. The team give their standard read to the weakest film (outside of that badass cloning facility segment), plus the BTS you know and love, alongside Nico doing like 30 impressions of "and I killed the younglings, too, oh no, I'm so bad." Check out this all-new forcelegacy.html! Watch along with Forces of Destiny 2.10: Monster Madness and Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.

After an hour of defending and attempting to justify a number of the decisions made by Lucas (and Lucasfilm) in the creation of The Phantom Menace, the .html guys sit down and attempt something harder: the film itself. Kevo, using his great knowledge of the Force, helps to uncover some of the tougher material: Gungans (like Jar Jar) were forced underground (in part *by* the Jedis), trade routes are essential to lightspeed travel or we'd all crash into things, and much more. Join Padawans Nico, Dylan, and Jonah as they learn from their Jedi Master, Kevo, and pretty much everyone agrees while the movie is just meh, the actors are mostly pretty great on an all new forcelegacy.html!

Behold! The birth of Darth Vader! And his catchphrase is "oops." Witness! The beginnings of The Empire! And the whole thing hinges on a well-intentioned idiot. Discover! The marketing failed on the demographic it was directly aimed at (we have a kid from Staten Island, so you know it's honest). Nico and Kevo finally get this ball rolling on Star Wars with The Phantom Menace, and they've brought reinforcements. Jonah and Dylan make their way from Nico and Kevo's lives (and X is for Podcast!) onto the show for a deep-dive into the form, function, fantasy, flaws, and force of The Phantom Menace. (Guys, the title is about Palpy.) All this and more on an all new .html!

Star Wars is waaay much big. It's more chiccy nuggeys than even a Baby Yoda -- SORRY, THE CHILD -- can eat. Frankly, Nico and Kevo had their asses handed to them by research for this project, leading to a sudden month-long delay to get their thoughts together, because... goddamn this is a big one. One of the most defining elements of Star Wars is the immensity and intensity of the canon and fandom, which, it turns out (until recently) that the overwhelming majority of the former wasn't even Official Canon. What's even whattier is many of the "sillier" aspects of Star Wars *do* have answers, and sometimes the answer is "magic." And that's okay! Just get magic'd already! Toys! Religion! Space gods! MOOOOM?! All this (and more!) on the first full real episode of Star Wars: forcelegacy.html!

The .html guys have been teasing Star Wars forever, and they really wanted to release the first Star Wars episode today, but then... MARVEL RELEASED A NEW MUTANTS TRAILER! The film has been restored to Josh Boone's original vision, reportedly sans reshoots. Nico and Kevo immediately dive into the two trailers and discuss what little information is known about Marvel's first mutant horror film, the possible future of the franchise, and (of course) a little bit of comic book history fans will recognize from X is for Podcast... but no! It's an all-new starwarslegacy.html! Wait, no! It's newmutantslegacy.html!

There are wars... and then there's WRAP BATTLE! The struggle for the soul of the holidays continues to play out in Freeform's epic tale of pain, pressure, and paper. Will Eddie snatch victory from the haunting memories of a bullied childhood? Can Gigi navigate the stresses by playing a holiday by someone else's rules? Will Anita continue the tradition of charity that instilled her love of Christmas? Will Kimberly actually strangle Eddie? All this and more as Nico and Kevo welcome their favorite Yuletime Party Guests, Jonah and Joey, as .html brings Wrap Battle to its endgame!

The battle intensity intensifies! The war of winter wrapping continues! The seven contestants are tested against the power of the holidays! The second night of Freeform's giftwrapping wartime holiday extravaganza, Wrap Battle, sees betrayal! Bullies! Backtalk! For Nico and Kevo to cover this, they had to bring in Joey and Jonah, so join the guys for the second of three nights covering this amazing reality competition. Really. It's amazing.

This holiday season, Nico and Kevo wanted to create some magic that couldn't be forgotten. Lo -- a gift! Freeform provided one in the form of Wrap Battle, a three-night, six-episode, nine-contestant foray into experimental art. Now, a championship reality competition about gift wrapping needs more than two hosts. Enter: Jonah! Joey! Together, this holiday foursome digs into the most magical thing anyone can imagine: cutthroat competition on an all-new holiday .html!