Ale and Bria's New Years Resolution is to clear up the massive backlog of episodes they have already recorded! Slorp up this episode, in which Ale and Bria reminisce on their childhood cringe, question corporate settings, and talk Homestuck post-gigapause.

i was gonna name this monster f*cker summer but we already have a monster f*cker episode bc we are horrible so u get this instead

Bria and Ale go off of the RAILS talking about shipping and our good old ancestors. Ale's stinky dog also makes a cameo.

Dirk. Dirk. Dirk. <3

we r feral little monster fuckers

OH LAWD HE'S A HONKIN

oh lawd he honkin'

I (Alejandra) forgot to write a description but like look at the title, I think we can assume what happens in this episode.

In this week's episode, Bria and Alejandra discuss flash games, sucking Hussie's d*ck, and whether or not we should cancel Homestuck.

After this week's reading, Bria and Alejandra get into some crazy time shenanigans and questions about Alejandra's relationship to anthropomorphic animals are raised (and thoroughly discussed).