We’re a week out of date because Ethan forgot to edit last week, but who’s counting? Except you, Dev. We've heard your complaints. Love you! Pfizer punched Jason’s V-card, so he shares the experience. Ethan relives the glory days when rent in Seattle was affordable to people who weren’t making six figures. And we reflect that more than half of a million people have been murdered by the Trump administration’s criminal negligence—I mean, have died of covid in the US! Plus: why the hell aren’t they vaccinating the dishwashers?