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HYPERTHOTS
HYPERTHOTS episodes
- HYPERTHOTS #6: THOT WAR ON CHRISTMAS
CW: SA, DEATH, VIOLENCE, ABLEISM. happy thotlidays w/ ANTI-CHRISTMAS rhetoric, the ALLEGED story of Hannukah, and the ALLEGED bisexuality of the sexy brat fan centrist tech bro with back problems.
DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT FINANCIAL ADVISORS. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ADVICE FROM PODCASTERS except diana because she’s always right. FEEL FREE TO FACT CHECK US IN THE COMMENTS IF WE SAY MISINFORMATION! Stream Theresa’s ‘POLITICZ” EP on bandcamp & streaming!
Outro music by diana starshine. Thanks for listening!
EDIT: we do not *have* to boycott amazon, the workers are striking, not calling for a boycott. But in general, it’s much better to order from more ethical small businesses. <3
https://linktr.ee/hyperthots
hyperthots on spotify
Pop 3 (diana & community Charli Xcx charity cover album)
✩ DIANA ✩:
https://linktr.ee/dianastarshine
diana stashine on SPOTIFY✧
instagram ✩ twitter ✩ youtube ✩ bandcamp
♡ THERESA ♡:
linktr.ee/theresa_sweetheart
https://substack.com/@theresasweetheart
‘POLITICZ” EP on bandcamp & streaming!
instagram ♡ twitter ♡ youtube
♫ HOMEWORK: ♫
THE HISTORY OF HANNUKAH: https://reformjudaism.org/jewish-holidays/hanukkah/history-hanukkah-story
46% OF TRANSGENDER RESPONDENTS LONG COVID RATE
(there are other equally good or better sources these are just the first decent things that popped up haha)
THOT RECOMMENDATIONS
vasectomies
determining truths through research based in science facts and logic (FACT CHECKS!)
DEFINITELY NOT shooting CEO’s ;)
questioning structures, religion
safer drug use
wearing masks indoors and crowded spaces
wholesome non-denominational winter activities
authentic african net sponge (diana, via tik tok)
Electrolytes (LMNT, Normalyte, Vitassium capsules) & compression socks (-diana, for POTS)
walking after eating
being proven wrong (learning the truth)!
THOT ANTI-RECOMMENDATIONS
Christmas (-diana)
getting so high you get scared
doing crimes, shooting CEOs
spreading illness
hawk tuah coin / hailey welshch
ableism, eugenics, pandemic minimization
taking advice from podcasters
believing something without fact checking
using religion to justify harm/prejudice (eg Christianity, Zionism)
Distrokid and similar scam distributers
doing drugs dangerously
SUPERSPREADER EVENTS (-diana)
Red Pilled conservative media (eg. Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Red Scare)
Azealia Banks
Chat GPT
Thanks again for listening to our thots! Hope you have a lovely holiday season.
1 hr 48 min - HALLOWEEN: SCARY THOTS!! w/ Kaelin Bougneit
HAPPY THOT'OWEEN!!! This All Hallows' Eve, Theresa and Diana are joined by Kaelin to talk about our greatest queer fears including climate change, the EEEE!!lection (scream pun?), escalators, TRUE conspiracies, and the importance of voting down ballot.
TO LISTEN UNCENSORED, GO TO https://hyperthots.substack.com/ ✧
Thank you for listening thots! Please vote on state and county issues down the ballot if you are not planning to vote for President!
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✩ DIANA ✩:
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diana stashine on SPOTIFY✧
instagram ✩ twitter ✩ youtube
♡ THERESA ♡:
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https://substack.com/@theresasweetheart
instagram ♡ twitter ♡ youtube
❖ KAELIN ❖
www.subviolet.com
instagram ❖ spotify ❖ soundcloud ❖ bandcamp
LISTENING HOMEWORK:
- 360 by charli xcx but it's about how genocide IS brat, actually https://youtu.be/Fi2-o2Q-D8o?si=0asHCUENInhQRYs1
- figure out which Yoko Ono song about war Kaelin was referencing
1 hr 17 min - HYPERTHOTS #4: SOPHIE (I'm real when I thot my face)
theresa & diana eulogize SOPHIE's posthumous album & her her legacy, as well as pop stars' political stands and fat girl fall. RIP SOPHIE XEON. MSMSMSM FOREVER ♡ CW: ED, DEATH, DRUG USE. ✧ TO LISTEN UNCENSORED, GO TO https://hyperthots.substack.com/ ✧
Thank you for listening thots! Go appreciate SOPHIE's album, and all the beautiful music she left behind.
💭 HYPERTHOTS 💭:
https://linktr.ee/hyperthots
subscribe to our substack where we post EXCLUSIVE content (IT'S FREE)!
✩ DIANA ✩:
https://linktr.ee/dianastarshine
diana stashine on SPOTIFY✧
instagram ✩ twitter ✩ youtube
♡ THERESA ♡:
linktr.ee/theresa_sweetheart
https://substack.com/@theresasweetheart
instagram ♡ twitter ♡ youtube
LISTENING HOMEWORK:
SOPHIE - SOPHIE
Rihanna - Nothing is Promised feat. Young Thug (SOPHIE REMIX) https://youtu.be/Nl_xfbWS5Co
Analemma (SOPHIE & Juliana Huxtable) - Plunging Asymptote (2019) https://triprecords.bandcamp.com/track/plunging-asymptote
HEAV3N SUSPENDED (LIVESTREAM) - https://youtu.be/xXPSe57pOss
1 hr 32 min - HYPERTHOTS #3: kamala IS thot
the girls discuss hyperpoplitics, madame vice brat, celebrity (right leaning) (lack of) ""politics"", and the importance of imagination and friendship in societal change.
**FOR UNCENSORED EPISODES, VISIT https://hyperthots.substack.com/
https://linktr.ee/hyperthots
intro by galen tipton
outro by diana starshine
1 hr 2 min - HYPERTHOTS #2: It's so confusing sometimes to be a thotdiana and theresa discuss 'BRAT', Charli's Xcx’s career, pride month, hyperclones, music reviewers, SOPHIE, and popular music.Recorded on June 22 2024.GO TO https://hyperthots.substack.com/ FOR THE ""PAID"" (free but uncensored) VERSION OF THE EPSODE43 min
- HYPERTHOTS #1: PILOTLISTEN TO THE *UNCENSORED* EPISODE ON OUR SUBSTACK!https://hyperthots.substack.com/34 min
About HYPERTHOTS
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diana starshine and theresa sweetheart discuss hyperpop, pop culture, and politics.