Hypocrites generally act in contradiction to their stated beliefs or feelings, or they pretend to possess virtues that they do not have. If you are scratching your head and need an example as to what I mean, imagine this scenario:

Then, not only are you a cheater, a scumbag, and a louse – you are a hypocrite. Your wife and your family are truly not as cherished as your proclaimed and pronounced; rather, your penis’s sense of satisfaction, or the desire to chart some uncharted territory, or a drunken-random-stranger-quickie, are all— at least momentarily— more important than your declaration of devotion.

The world is full of hypocrites, but as I live in Los Angeles, I decided to focus on, well, the things I Know… so here goes!