Hypothetical Hotline

Welcome to Off The Hook, the show within a show! Join Nate and Luke while they attempt to produce steady content for once! In this sidebar show, the two handsome and hilarious gentlemen discuss the terrors of flying, reminisce on some rather interesting events in the past, and ponder whether it's okay or not to fall in love with a serial killer!

In this zombies-themed episode, the gang is back for another episode where they discuss what they would do in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Dan unloads his video game knowledge and Luke looks into what the world would be like if zombies really existed! 

Unseen Horrors by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4569-unseen-horrors

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Welcome back to the madness! Just when you thought they would have rolled over and died, the boys are back after yet another long hiatus! After being proverbially manhandled by college, the gang gets back into the swing of things by creating their ideal planet, fantasizing about what they would do with crooked politicians, and plead for their lives with an imaginary gunman. In addition, the gang makes a special announcement that you have to wait until the end to hear! 

Shades of Spring by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4342-shades-of-spring

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Beach Party by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3429-beach-party

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The gang has made it into 2021! In the first episode of the new year, the guys break down a warped Robin Hood-like scenario, discuss what they were to do with untold riches, and Luke breaks down a children's cartoon and equates it to the Irish Republican Army. 

 Gregorian Chant by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3825-gregorian-chant

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Christmas is upon us! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of our great fans! The gang gets in the Holiday spirit by running through a Tim Allen Santa Clause type scenario, discuss the horrific ramifications of Santa being real in today's world, and Luke channels his inner hillbilly in a very special reading of a meth'd up Night before Christmas. Strap in, lots of nonsense ahead. 

Jingle Bells (Calm) by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3943-jingle-bells-calm-

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

River Valley Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4295-river-valley-breakdown

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Joel's Episode! While in a manic episode at college, Joel decided to make this episode rather than studying! The gang reveals some troubling truths when talking about saving kids in a Titanic-like blockbuster, talk about weird first date questions, and try to decide what the biggest animal they could beat in a fight would be. Mike thinks he could beat a bear up and I (Luke) think he's full of shit. Well just listen already! 

After a long needed hiatus, the boys dive back into the world of hypotheticals by throwing themselves on a desert island and discussing different ways to survive (or give up), and what they would bring with them to accompany them for their inevitable death. They also talk about just how much they like dogs, and Luke channels his inner senile politician.

Americana Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Well people, if this doesn't get Luke arrested we don't know what will. The guys alongside funny man Nate Isaac, discuss how they would go about harboring and/or disposing of a dead body as a solid for their pal (some get a little too into it), death row, the extraterrestrial, angry elephants, and murderous snails. 

"There is Romance" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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New to our show? This is the episode for you! Think of this like an appetizer, like just a little taste of whats to come

The guys delve deep into the innermost workings of the moral dilemma known as the trolley problem, try to justify natural selection in the civilized world, and explain why the vacuum cleaner on the teletubbies was worse than 9/11 and the holocaust.