Hypothetipals

In this fever dream of an episode, Matt debates the merits of slaps vs. punches, Mitch tells the true story of assaulting Jack White, and a copy-paste superpower gets murdery. And that's just part of the complete breakfast that is this episode.

Creatine babies, strange genies, and incredible(y injured) sports! This episode has it all! Matt and Mitch discuss the best time-travel vacation destinations, lament on how few funny numbers there are, and play Is Matt Chopped Chat. High five me if you want to live!

Mitch explains why he's in jail, we decide upon the best animal familiar, beloved movies are recast, we play "Is Matt Chopped Chat?!", and there's so much more crammed into this freaking episode just listen and write your own dang description! What do you want from me?!

In this episode we learn the right way to use shadow clones, a listener asks about a discovery most foul, there's a magical box, and more!

Do you know the objectively best way to get rid of a door-to-door salesman? You will after listening to this! Plus you'll have a new fear of escalators! We also learn the best way to Charlotte a web, answer fan mail, invent a new save button, and more!

In this episode, hosts Matt and Mitch share cicada recipes, how to beat up the Rock, what to put in your rider when you become a big star (triple threat!), global New Years resolutions, retail horror stories, and probably more!

Mitch quits his job to become a full-time podcaster! Meanwhile, he and Matt explore backwards clothes, the benefits of being decent (but not great) at ventriloquism, and which superhero group to join if given a choice. Send us your hypothetipal questions at [email protected]