It’s so bad. It’s so, so bad. It’s Hellboy as written by a not-incredibly-accomplished TV writer and IT SHOWS. Thought David Harbour would be pretty good as Hellboy? It’s impossible to tell, because the script and the direction are so awful. We’ll get into it. And then we’ll get out of it, and that’ll be the best part. Actually, the best part for YOU will be not having to watch it at all! Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson. You can find us on Instagram @iamyourfatherpod and E-M-A-I-L-U-S-!!!! at [email protected].

ChicoOoOoOoOo, don’t get discouraAaAaAaAaged! This is a good and funny movie by a really good and funny writer! Watch Johnny Depp descend into madness with us! Unless you don’t really feel like watching Johnny Depp descend into madness and kill a lady, that is, in which case we don’t blame you and we’ll see you next week. Deepest apologies for the almost twenty-year-old spoilers. Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson. Find us on Instagram @iamyourfatherpod and EMAIL US ALREADY at [email protected]! OK bye!

By the end of this episode you can decide for yourself if Bill’s rating is REALLY justified, I mean come ON, it’s not the MOVIE’s fault that he’s magically deficient (LOVE YOU DAD THIS IS COMING OUT RIGHT BEFORE FATHER’S DAAAAAY). If you want to get in touch with us PLEASE DO! Our Instagram is @iamyourfatherpod and our email address is [email protected]. Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson. As a final note: Black lives matter. Please find your local bail fund network at communityjusticeexchange.org and give it however much or little you can to support the protesters putting their lives and health on the line to build a more just America.

We’re watching Alien, which is purported to be one of the greatest movies of all time but ehhhhhhhhhh?? (It’s pretty good.) Talking points include: Why are you going into a ship that looks like that, Ridley having it all, super cat, a slasher in space, Elon Musk can walk off a pier, and SKIN SUITS ARE BACK, BABY! Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson. Find us on Instagram @iamyourfatherpod and shoot us a ding-dang line at [email protected]!

HELL IS YOUR OWN GUILT! This week we talk about a critically-panned but cult hit movie that gosh darn it has a good message. Look, we don’t have to be ALL doom and gloom in the catacombs of Paris, even if they ARE a portal to hell! Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson. Find us at @iamyourfatherpod on Instagram and FOR PETE’S SAKE WON’T YOU EMAIL US AT [email protected]?!?!?!

Can a Millennial and her Boomer dad talk about feminism through the lens of Mad Max: Fury Road and make it out alive? YES! IN FACT THEY CAN! Give it a listen, folks, you might just come out really pleased with humanity on the other end. Or not, we don’t know, we’re getting old. Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson. Follow us on Instagram @iamyourfather pod and PLEASE SEND US SOME EMAIL at [email protected]!

SNAP SNAP. Get to know Bill and Becca a little bit better this time as we talk about why weird is good via the 1991 Barry Sonnenfeld classic The Addams Family. Ugh! How wonderful! Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson. Email us at [email protected]. We want to hear from you!

Hey, wait a second, is Independence Day actually a forward-thinking work of art for the mid-nineties and maybe the best action movie of all time? HMMMMM. Weigh in! Email us at [email protected]. Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson.

This week, Becca and Bill are over the moon about Denis Villeneuve’s masterpiece, Arrival! It’s a movie about good communication that came out in the heat of the 2016 election and… we still need it, huh? Watch and then take a listen, and reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram @iamyourfatherpod. Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson.

Join us on a free-wheeling re-record of our lost episode on Michael Crichton’s 1973 AI-paranoia vacation, Westworld! Intro music is “Mellow Cosmos” by Hakan Eriksson.