Amazon. Land of bottomless products. Future owner of United States Megametro 2. Current owner of Seattle. What can be said about this omnipresent retail empire? Not much we haven’t already heard.

What can be said to this omnipresent retail empire? Well, not much that we haven’t already heard there either, but that won’t stop aggrieved consumers from submitting review after review, grinding their respective axes day in and day out. Surely these products can’t be THAT bad. …right?

This week, Extra Credit revisits an old document from a purged episode. This one isn’t a joke.