I Don't Get It Podcast

Noah and Bill waste their time at the inauguration by focusing on making photoshops of Bernie Sanders wedged into improbable scenarios.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Bernie Sanders Memes?

19:08 -- Why are Bernie Sanders Memes so popular?

25:54 -- Would you have liked Bernie Sanders Memes if you were a kid?

33:43 -- Are Bernie Sanders Memes a sign of the apocalypse?

39:17 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bernie Sanders Memes based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "My Attorney Bernie” by Judy Roberts.

After a day spent rendering whales into their saleable components, Noah and Bill like to fire up a pipe and sing some maritime ditties to each other.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a sea shanty?

18:51 -- Why are sea shanties so popular?

23:30 -- Would you have liked sea shanties if you were a kid?

28:09 -- Are sea shanties a sign of the apocalypse?

35:00 -- Is your irrational hatred of sea shanties based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Leave Her Johnny” by Jonathan Young.

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Bill and Noah don their finest powdered wigs, jacobean ruffs, and waistcoats as they strive for social mobility in Regency England during this discussion of Netflix’s new collaboration with Shonda Rhimes.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Bridgerton?

22:40 -- Why is Bridgerton so popular?

33:33 -- Would you have liked Bridgerton if you were a kid?

39:22 -- Is Bridgerton a sign of the apocalypse?

42:52 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bridgerton based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "thank u, next” by Vitamin String Quartet.

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Noah and Bill make up vast portions of their pasts and claim to be from Yugoslavia in this week’s episode, a look at the fracas surrounding Alec Baldwin’s yoga-teaching wife.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Hilaria Baldwin?

25:10 -- Why is Hilaria Baldwin so popular?

30:45 -- Would you have liked Hilaria Baldwin if you were a kid?

36:19 -- Is Hilaria Baldwin a sign of the apocalypse?

39:25 -- Is your irrational hatred of Hilaria Baldwin based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Lady of Spain” by Eddie Fisher.

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Noah and Bill get in touch with their inner beasts and look at the Irish animated feature “Wolfwalkers,” a sensation from the studio which brought you “The Secret of Kells.”

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Wolfwalkers?

25:49 -- Why is Wolfwalkers so popular?

33:11 -- Would you have liked Wolfwalkers if you were a kid?

38:12 -- Is Wolfwalkers a sign of the apocalypse?

42:54 -- Is your irrational hatred of Wolfwalkers based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "The Wolf” by Mumford and Sons.

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Noah and Bill put on their finest liturgical vestments from Supreme to become full-fledged members of the disgraced Australian megachurch.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Hillsong Church?

19:53 -- Why is Hillsong Church so popular?

25:15 -- Would you have liked Hillsong Church if you were a kid?

29:16 -- Is Hillsong Church a sign of the apocalypse?

32:29 -- Is your irrational hatred of Hillsong Church based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)” by Hillsong United.

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Bill and Noah turn their backs on two millennia of conventional wisdom to ponder the very real possibility that the earth is merely a flat disk ringed by ice.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Flat Earth Theory?

14:50 -- Why is Flat Earth Theory so popular?

22:08 -- Would you have liked Flat Earth Theory if you were a kid?

26:24 -- Is Flat Earth Theory a sign of the apocalypse?

31:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of Flat Earth Theory based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Earth Song” by Michael Jackson.

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Bill and Noah get some ink and bleach their hairs blond in an attempt to emulate the flavor of our moment, rapper and pop-punk rocker Machine Gun Kelly.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Machine Gun Kelly?

18:47 -- Why is Machine Gun Kelly so popular?

26:49 -- Would you have liked Machine Gun Kelly if you were a kid?

29:31 -- Is Machine Gun Kelly a sign of the apocalypse?

35:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Machine Gun Kelly based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Bloody Valentine” by Machine Gun Kelly.

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Noah and Bill get haptic with their discussion of the newest drop from Sony, the Playstation 5.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Playstation 5?

20:09 -- Why is Playstation 5 so popular?

25:03 -- Would you have liked Playstation 5 if you were a kid?

28:22 -- Is Playstation 5 a sign of the apocalypse?

32:07 -- Is your irrational hatred of Playstation 5 based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "P.S. I Love You” by The Beatles.

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Noah takes Bill’s rook, and other bullshit like that, in this discussion of a staid Netflix chess drama miniseries.

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00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Queen’s Gambit?

22:16 -- Why is Queen’s Gambit so popular?

26:18 -- Would you have liked Queen’s Gambit if you were a kid?

31:10 -- Is Queen’s Gambit a sign of the apocalypse?

34:14 -- Is your irrational hatred of Queen’s Gambit based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "One Night In Bangkok” by Murray Head.

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