I Don't Get It Podcast

Noah and Bill sit in opposing barber chairs and try to touch up each other’s hair from a great distance as they talk about the lack of access to some grooming now.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Covid Hair?

14:05 -- Why is Covid Hair so popular?

18:57 -- Would you have liked Covid Hair if you were a kid?

21:05 -- Is Covid Hair a sign of the apocalypse?

24:00 -- Is your irrational hatred of Covid Hair based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Devil’s Haircut” by Beck.

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Bill and Noah put their hands into the jaws of doom and engage the viral phenomenon on Netflix.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Tiger King?

20:32 -- Why is Tiger King so popular?

30:10 -- Would you have liked Tiger King if you were a kid?

34:32 -- Is Tiger King a sign of the apocalypse?

37:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Tiger King based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Tiger By Your Side” by Empire Of the Sun.

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Bill and Noah keep a healthy social distance between each other as they transition to a totally Zoom-based friendship.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Zoom?

11:57 -- Why is Zoom so popular?

16:30 -- Would you have liked Zoom if you were a kid?

20:33 -- Is Zoom a sign of the apocalypse?

23:41 -- Is your irrational hatred of Zoom based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Zoom Theme.”

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Noah and Bill go to the beach, grocery shop, and have a lawn party within a foot of each other this week, because they’re both goddamn idiots.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Coronavirus Stupidity?

22:37 -- Why is Coronavirus Stupidity so popular?

31:58 -- Would you have liked Coronavirus Stupidity if you were a kid?

37:17 -- Is Coronavirus Stupidity a sign of the apocalypse?

43:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Coronavirus Stupidity based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police.

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Noah and Bill find some common ground with their topic this week, in that they can all swell to 150% of their original size.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Orbeez?

18:54 -- Why is Orbeez so popular?

24:11 -- Would you have liked Orbeez if you were a kid?

28:54 -- Is Orbeez a sign of the apocalypse?

33:11 -- Is your irrational hatred of Orbeez based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "You Got It” by Roy Orbeezon.

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Noah and Bill plumb the unspeakable blackness of men’s hearts as they look into the unboxing exploits of Ryan Kaji’s Youtube channel.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Ryan’s World?

16:25 -- Why is Ryan’s World so popular?

21:33 -- Would you have liked Ryan’s World if you were a kid?

27:18 -- Is Ryan’s World a sign of the apocalypse?

30:08 -- Is your irrational hatred of Ryan’s World based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Take Back the Toys” by The Hives.

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Bill and Noah coin a new word -- GOMLism -- and investigate the homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic world of esports.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Esports?

20:30 -- Why are Esports so popular?

29:38 -- Would you have liked Esports if you were a kid?

34:54 -- Are Esports a sign of the apocalypse?

42:34 -- Is your irrational hatred of Esports based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Are Friends Electric?” by Gary Numan and the Tubeway Army.

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Bill and Noah write letters from the heart not intended to be sent as they discuss the Netflix teen sensation and its subsequent sequel.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before?

20:56 -- Why is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before so popular?

25:56 -- Would you have liked To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before if you were a kid?

34:11 -- Is To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before a sign of the apocalypse?

36:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before” by Tom Jones.

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Noah and Bill go all-in on size-zero crop tops and high-waisted jeans as the newest devotees of Brandy Melville clothing.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Brandy Melville?

14:26 -- Why is Brandy Melville so popular?

19:21 -- Would you have liked Brandy Melville if you were a kid?

23:43 -- Is Brandy Melville a sign of the apocalypse?

28:04 -- Is your irrational hatred of Brandy Melville based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Brandy” by Looking Glass.

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Bill and Noah smile as they embrace the gutsy drama of their ghosts and discuss YA graphic novel superstar Raina Telgemeier.

@noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow

00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Raina Telgemeier?

20:47 -- Why is Raina Telgemeier so popular?

25:25 -- Would you have liked Raina Telgemeier if you were a kid?

31:19 -- Is Raina Telgemeier a sign of the apocalypse?

36:04 -- Is your irrational hatred of Raina Telgemeier based on jealousy, and conclusion

This week's theme: "Smile Like You Mean It” by The Killers.

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