This episode contains spoilers for the second season of The Wheel of Time TV show and for the first three books of The Wheel of Time.

We have been waiting, for years it seems, some might even say decades. We've gone through Default Rand counting the days up and up and up until infinity, and we have gone through God knows how many Twitter of Time's spats about waiting, and being happy about waiting, and being sad about waiting. We've gone through so many things, but finally, the trailer for the second season of the Wheel of Time is here! And it's sort of queer? Time to break it down...

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Intro and outro music by Julius H.