This week we have a very special guest—Sean Patton, the Snickers bar of friends! Sean’s bowel movement ends in a super power. Ali’s on a train thinking nobody but Brittany can see all the d*cks in her mouth. A woman dims down her farming abilities for her very secure husband.

Follow Sean @mrseanpatton and check out his special, “Number One,” on Peacock! For clips and pics, follow the pod on instagram @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil

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