I Hate it Here

All aboard the Hotmess Express, clattering bravely down the Accountability Track — even though none of us here have ever filled out a self-evaluation honestly. 🚂💨This week, Marissa and Erika spiral into the corporate void over self-evaluations (the annual ritual of creative writing) and the fever dream that is the office Christmas party.They also deliver an update on last week’s entitled coworker and, shock to absolutely no one, the situation has somehow managed to get even worse.Then comes the grand debut of The Dildo of Consequence, a ceremonial honor awarded to those who commit crimes against common sense. And for its inaugural crowning, the ladies dive into the saga of a woman who drove three hours just to confront a full-blown keyboard Kevin after he left a feral comment on her page.Chaos, accountability, and spectacularly poor decisions await. Tune in for the ride.I Hate It Here is a live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! Marissa and Erika are finally back from their hiatus and returned with the energy of two women ready to square up with the entire world. And honestly? Mood.To celebrate one full year on YouTube (okay fine… 11 months because November didn’t count), the universe blessed them with a brand-new co-host. Enter Claudia — the only voice of reason in a room full of unhinged opinions — who valiantly tried to keep the train on the tracks while the ladies dragged an entitled coworker and tackled the chaos of a woman discovering her husband having “solo time” to her best friend’s selfie. Yes, the betrayal was loud.Tune in to witness the chaos, the shenanigans, and the emotional support delusion that keeps this show alive.

ll aboard another unhinged ride on the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! This week, Marissa and Erika are joined by Flug, and things go off the rails fast (as per usual). The trio dives into the latest TikTok trend — the Bird Test — debates whether eating food off the floor on a date is a red flag or just “five-second rule” energy, and spiral over people putting up Christmas decor before Halloween’s even clocked out.And if that wasn’t enough chaos, they unpack the drama around Sombr’s questionable behavior with his tween fanbase — because apparently, the internet never takes a day off either. A live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — and yes, we’re still running on bad decisions and lots of caffeine. This week, Erika and Marissa finally attempt to end their feud with Chappy (key word: attempt. With these two you never know if just seeing a can of baked beans will have them reigniting the feud again). However, soon after calling a truce with Chappy the HotMess Express derails fast when they spiral over people STILL doing blackface for Halloween — in 2025, no less.From there, things only get messier: they come up with a revenge idea so good your coworkers might think you’re watching porn in your cubicle 👀, drag a high school bully turned “why won’t anyone hire me?” adult, and unpack the world’s most awkward marriage — featuring a husband, his wife, and a “just friend” who literally has tattoos about him.Basically, chaos. Premium, grade-A chaos.I Hate It Here is a live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

Grab your snacks and questionable life choices — it’s time for another ride on the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! This week, Marissa and Erika spiral over a TikToker who swears he’s 17 (sir… you’re 36), rant about the outrageous cost of kids’ extracurriculars (why does it cost more than rent?), and go head-to-head with our beloved occasional co-host Chappy in a very heated British vs. Mexican cuisine debate.But wait—there’s more! The ladies are joined for the first time by special guest Kaleo, who dishes on his latest skirmish with Corporate America. Let’s just say… the ladies have added to their beef with capitalism.I Hate it Here is live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

All aboard another glorious spiral down the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — we’re back and barely holding it together! Marissa returns after last week’s family emergency (everyone’s okay, but our nerves? Not so much). This week, the ladies go off about people committing culinary war crimes and calling it “Mexican food,” a fed-up employee’s final straw moment at work, and—our personal favorite—the sheer audacity of asking someone to use their house for your wedding… and then not inviting them to it. Spoiler alert: we would’ve slapped the bridezilla with a raw tortilla.

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — where chaos is the conductor and composure missed the train entirely. This week, Marissa and Erika completely lose it over a viral @pewpewpew TikTok that has them questioning their life choices (again). When Marissa gets called away for a family emergency, Cauli—aka our Agent of Chaos—slides into the co-host seat like he’s been waiting for this moment his whole life. Naturally, he delivers a sexcapade-gone-wrong story that deserves its own PSA and weighs in on this week’s workplace horror story with the grace of someone who’s definitely been HR’s problem before.I Hate It Here is a live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

🚂💨 The Hotmess Express makes zero scheduled stops and absolutely no sense this week. Erika and Marissa spiral (again) over yet another failed rapture — like, God, are you ghosting us? 👀 They also lose it over one of the most unhinged TV ads to ever exist.Then Flug rolls through with the tea on musician D4vd (yes, spelled like your WiFi password), plus the crew breaks down the top 5 trending songs on Spotify — and yes, the commentary is way better than Billboard’s.👉 Buckle up, besties. Chaos is mandatory, seatbelts are optional.A live podcast on Youtube that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 This week, Erika and Marissa are joined by chaos connoisseur and friend of the show, Gen. Together they spiral over the passive-aggressive stunts husbands pull on their wives (yes, including packing literal DOG FOOD for lunch 🐶🥪). Plus, they dive into the unhinged depths of the diabolical documentary Unknown Number. Buckle up—it’s petty, it’s messy, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed.A live podcast that provides a safe place to vent about your workplace, life and relationships. Tune in and call in or go off in the chat to spiral with us. We are live every Thursday at 8:30 PM ET/5:30 PM PT

All Aboard 🚂 💨Next stop: chaos station 🚨 Marissa and Erika are back on the Hot Mess Express, unpacking why sick people REFUSE to cancel their Disney trips (because apparently giving Mickey norovirius is a rite of passage 🙃). The ladies also decode the awkward little “flirting signals” men and women throw out—spoiler: they’re mostly cringe.And just when you think it can’t get any messier, Helen pops in with updates on her roster, including the return of Penis Cage Guy (yes, you read that correctly). Cue the collective secondhand embarrassment for mankind.Grab your emotional support snack 🍿 and buckle up—this episode is 50% wtf, 50% dumpster fire, and 100% proof that we all need a drink. CLICK PLAY BEFORE WE LOSE OUR LAST BRAIN CELL.(P.S. Hit “Subscribe” or risk missing the next existential crisis. You’ve been warned.)